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The Doomsphere

2022-11-17T22:35:11Z

Samadhir:

[[File:The Doomsphere.jpg|right|thumb|The Doomsphere]]

''"Behold, my loyal minion! Our new secret lair... of evil!"'' - [[Talboc]]

''"It's a sinister and deeply unwholesome place, full of dark forebodings... plus, it appears to be staring at my boobs."'' - [[Pleasure]]

The '''Doomsphere''' is the headquarters and base of operations of [[Talboc]]. It is shaped like a giant sphere of interconnected, triangular metal plates, with a big window in the shape of a pentagram on its upper half (the fact that the pentagram wasn't inverted was something of a disappointment to its new owner.) The Sphere is located in a desolate, snowy landscape at an unknown location.

=Layout=
The interior of the Doomsphere is somewhat of an odd mix between futuristic, hi-tech areas and more pseudo-medieval/classical rooms built out of stone, the latter being more common in the lower levels of the building.

The main entrance is located at the bottom of the Sphere, in a faux-marble entryway flanked by colonnades. Through a pair of hotel-style doors with yellow glass emblazoned with the words ''"Doomsphere - Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here"'', one enters a lobby hewn from stone, illuminated by burning braziers and decorated by giant inverted pentagrams. In the center of the lobby is a massive stone desk with a statue of a demon behind it.

The Sphere contains luxurious living quarters, including a well-stocked executive washroom with a large, heated pool and a giant walk-in closet filled with evil costuming and accessories.

There is a dungeon in the lowest portion of the Sphere. While originally intended as a dungeon in the more traditional sense, Pleasure had it re-made into a "dungeon" containing lube racks, a massive dildo collection and a variety of sexual devices and machines. A tentacle monster (which Pleasure "tamed" shortly after moving in) lives within a sealed chamber.

The most imporant part of the Sphere (after the dungeon at least, according to Pleasure) is the Command Chamber: a massive cavernous hall located behind the giant pentagram window, consisting of walkways bedecked in computers and machines that gives the owner control over the Sphere's defense mechanisms, radar and satellite surveillance and the hue, saturation and brightness of all sorts of lightning fixtures within the lair. The most important of these devices is the Crime Computer, that can come up with all sorts of evil plans based on the key points the user types into it; a invaluable aid for the aspiring supervillain who prefers to execute evil schemes rather than conceptualize them.

On the central platform in the Chamber there is an ostentatious evil throne on a dais for fortunate supervillain to sit and brood on (the experience of trying it out for the first time was so exciting for Talboc that it led to a round of kinky sex with Pleasure to celebrate the acquisition of their new home).

=History=
The Doomsphere was originally built by supervillain of unknown identity who was tired of slumming around in abandoned missile silos, unused subway tunnels and other second-hand bases, and decided to build for himself the ultimate villain's headquarters. Hiring architects and contractors, engineers and construction teams and technical experts, he spared no expense for the material, technology or craftsmanship. When the Sphere was finally finished, and it was time to pay for the work, he decided to acquire the funds by robbing the main branch of the Commodore City Bank.

Unfortunately for him, it turned out that the bank was the place where all the local superheroes had their accounts, and he happened to attack right in the middle of the lunchtime rush.

Talboc acquired it on E-Bay some time after, where it was the most affordable option that still had a whole roof, and moved in with his [[Foozles|Foozle]] servant Pleasure.

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Talboc

2022-11-14T20:22:43Z

Samadhir:

[[File:Talboc.png|right|thumb|Talboc, the Evil Twin]]

''"'Pure evil?' Don't be silly - evil isn't pure!"''

Talboc is a male [[Delos]] and aspiring supervillain. He is the son of [[Indigo]] and [[Silver]] and (evil) twin brother of [[Cobalt]].

==Appearance==
Four feet tall, the same height as Cobalt and slightly shorter than both his parents, Talboc has inherited his father's darker fur - albeit a more pure dark grey rather than Indigo's blue-grey pelt - and yellow eyes from an unknown ancestor. Aside from the color of his fur and eyes, he is the spitting image of his twin brother.

Talboc tends to dress in yellow metallic-sheen clothing, and is a big fan of capes. Despite the enmity he carries for his brother, his tiara is the exact same type of five-pointed star as Cobalt's. He owns a large variety of super-villain outfits; a particular favorite is a black leather thong and a black cape with a cowl; it either makes him look like a Dark Lord of the Sith or an Ewok, depending on whether you ask him or anyone else.

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Delos]]

The Doomsphere

2022-11-09T03:16:02Z

Samadhir:

[[File:The Doomsphere.jpg|right|thumb|The Doomsphere]]

''"Behold, my loyal minion! Our new secret lair... of evil!"'' - [[Talboc]]

''"It's a sinister and deeply unwholesome place, full of dark forebodings... plus, it appears to be staring at my boobs."'' - [[Pleasure]]

The '''Doomsphere''' is the headquarters and base of operations of [[Talboc]]. It is shaped like a giant sphere of interconnected, triangular metal plates, with a big window in the shape of a pentagram on its upper half (the fact that the pentagram wasn't inverted was something of a disappointment to its new owner.) The Sphere is located in a desolate, snowy landscape at an unknown location.

=Layout=
The interior of the Doomsphere is somewhat of an odd mix between futuristic, hi-tech areas and more pseudo-medieval/classical rooms built out of stone, the latter being more common in the lower levels of the building.

The main entrance is located at the bottom of the Sphere, in a faux-marble entryway flanked by colonnades. Through a pair of hotel-style doors with yellow glass emblazoned with the words ''"Doomsphere - Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here"'', one enters a lobby hewn from stone, illuminated by burning braziers and decorated by giant inverted pentagrams. In the center of the lobby is a massive stone desk with a statue of a demon behind it.

The Sphere contains luxurious living quarters, including a well-stocked executive washroom with a large pool, and a giant walk-in closet filled with evil costuming and accessories.

There is a dungeon in the lowest portion of the Sphere. While originally intended as a dungeon in the more traditional sense, Pleasure had it re-made into a "dungeon" containing lube racks, a massive dildo collection and a variety of sexual devices and machines. A tentacle monster (which Pleasure "tamed" shortly after moving in) lives within a sealed chamber.

=History=
The Doomsphere was originally built by supervillain of unknown identity who was tired of slumming around in abandoned missile silos, unused subway tunnels and other second-hand bases, and decided to build for himself the ultimate villain's headquarters. Hiring architects and contractors, engineers and construction teams and technical experts, he spared no expense for the material, technology or craftsmanship. When the Sphere was finally finished, and it was time to pay for the work, he decided to acquire the funds by robbing the main branch of the Commodore City Bank.

Unfortunately for him, it turned out that the bank was the place where all the local superheroes had their accounts, and he happened to attack right in the middle of the lunchtime rush.

Talboc acquired it on E-Bay some time after, where it was the most affordable option that still had a whole roof, and moved in with his [[Foozles|Foozle]] servant Pleasure.

[[Category:Locations]]

The Doomsphere

2022-11-07T22:52:59Z

Samadhir:

The Doomsphere

2022-11-07T00:49:03Z

Samadhir:

The Doomsphere

2022-11-05T01:41:28Z

Samadhir:

Porno Hut

2022-11-03T23:14:40Z

Samadhir: Created page with "The exterior of a Porno Hut store, located at No. 7, Hazel Path '''Porno Hut''' is a franchise of sex-shops that sell a wide variet..."

[[File:Porno Hut exterior.jpg|thumb|right|The exterior of a Porno Hut store, located at No. 7, Hazel Path]]
'''Porno Hut''' is a franchise of sex-shops that sell a wide variety of pornographic movies and magazines, sex toys, bondage gear and other lascivious merchandise.

[[Category:Commercial Industries]]

File:Porno Hut exterior.jpg

2022-11-03T23:11:06Z

Samadhir:

Exterior of the Porno Hut at 7 Hazel Path

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2022-11-03T23:09:01Z

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2022-11-03T23:08:38Z

Samadhir:

Honey Paws' Love Hotel

2022-10-31T22:30:36Z

Samadhir:

[[File:Love hotel.jpg|right|thumb|The front of the hotel]]

'''Honey Paws Love Hotel''' was a love hotel where Cobalt and Talboc held their epic [[Delosian Dueling|duel]]. It was chosen for being a neutral ground located an almost equal distance between [[Skypad|their]] [[The Doomsphere|homebases]].

[[Category:Locations]]

Skypad

2022-10-31T22:30:18Z

Samadhir:

[[File:Cobalt-skypad.jpg|right|thumb|Cobalt's Skypad, in its original location on Iopa]]

The '''Futuro Skypad''' is [[Cobalt]]'s home on Earth. Originally manufactured by the FUTURO company, then salvaged from a junkyard and restored to tip-top condition, it is a three-story, retro-futuristic dwelling placed atop a tall pole.

=Location And History=

Cobalt first discovered the building resting peacefully in a junkyard on the planet Iopa. As it was missing many core components, and slated for the crushers, he was able to negotiate a relatively low price for it, as well as scavenge up the necessary parts to make it functional enough to move to a residential plot on the outskirts of the planet's capital city.

After a few years there, during which time the repairs to make it fully functional were completed, it would be moved to the planet [[Earth]] where it currently serves as [[Boink]]'s official embassy, with a staff of two: [[Cobalt]] as Ambassador, and [[Twinkle]] as the only embassy employee.

=Construction and Design=
[[File:PopAtom.jpg|right|thumb|Skypad Featured On The Cover of Popular Atomics]]

Unbeknownst to Cobalt at the time that he found it, The Skypad had been designed along Delosian architecture styles by another one of the [[Orphaned Five]] which may be why he was so taken with it upon first seeing it. Skypad houses of this design were manufactured by the FUTURO company for nearly a decade before they went out of style. At the height of their manufacture and sales, they were considered quite trendy, and even managed to earn cover stories in periodicals such as Popular Atomics.

The structure consists of three parts - the base, which is designed to slot directly into a standard housing socket on a residential support pad at ground level, the post, which contains both an elevator as well as an emergency spiral staircase, and the cabin, which forms the main portion of the house, on top. A series of built-in pumps and baffles in an accessway along the length of the support post allow for electrical and plumping to run between the home on top and the housing socket on the ground in a field of greatly reduced gravity.

==Accessories and Extra Rooms==

The Skypad was designed to be fully customizable, consisting of a stock central module which housed basic plumbing and electrics, that rooms could be slotted into. There were a variety of different modules available both from FUTURO itself, as well from aftermarket manufacturers. This means that no two Skypad houses would be exactly the same. Each could be tailor-fit to the owner's wants and needs.

The windows of the Skypad can have their opacity reduced or increased depending on whether the owner desires privacy or a lovely view, and be tinted in a variety of colors, via a control panel.

===Modules Known To Exist===

* Floorplates of various sizes
* Bedrooms of various sizes
* Two different kitchens
* Three different living rooms
* TV Room
* Swimming Pool
* Sundeck
* Greenhouse
* Lounge with fireplace and conversation pit
* Home office
* Sauna
* Shower and bathing room
* Library

Cobalt's Skypad currently features two bedrooms on the top floor (for himself and [[Twinkle]]) and two bedrooms on the bottom floor. One of these lower two is treated as a guest room, while the other has become [[Twinkle]]'s Sexual Playroom. The central level features a Living room with attached Dining room, Kitchen, Cobalt's office, a music room, a storage room, and the building's server and engineering room. Apart from the two bedrooms, the bottom floor also features a TV room, a second living room for the benefit of guests, a lounge with a fireplace and conversation pit, a shower and bathing room with communal showers, and a jacuzzi tub.

When Cobalt first acquired the building, it had been outfitted with an interior pool on the lowest level, but this unit would later be removed to make space for the guest quarters, second living room, communal bathing area, and Twinkle's sexual playroom, all considered absolutely necessary for an official Boink embassy building.

Cobalt has also outfitted the sundeck with an aftermarket hot tub, though this is just sitting on the sundeck with a wooden platform around it, rather than being a built-in-FUTURO module.

Cobalt has commented once or twice that he'd like to find a library room unit for the place, but he'd also need to find and add a fourth floor for the house to accommodate it. For the time being he makes do with just having as many bookshelves scattered around the house as possible.

===Spaceflight System===

Created primarily for the purpose of easy delivery, Skypad houses could also be fitted with a system that would essentially turn them into spaceships, capable of interstellar travel. These units include antigravity and jump drive units, an oxygen generator and atmosphere scrubber, as well as deflector shields that also provide a self-contained atmosphere. For awhile this gave rise to the skypad being a popular vacation home, that could be fitted with landing legs and entry ramps, and essentially driven around the galaxy like a space-going winnebago. However this practice tended to put extra strain on the spaceflight systems, and was not recommended by the manufacturer.

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Category:Locations

2022-10-31T22:17:44Z

Samadhir: Created page with "Locations of note within the Boink-verse."

Locations of note within the Boink-verse.

The Doomsphere

2022-10-31T22:17:23Z

Samadhir:

Category:Objects

2022-10-31T22:05:06Z

Samadhir: Created page with "A list of notable objects of various sorts in the Boink-verse."

A list of notable objects of various sorts in the Boink-verse.

Foozles

2022-10-30T13:03:38Z

Samadhir:

Foozles are genetically engineered genderfluid alien clone sex toys that were never brought to market. [[File:Evil_Twin_20121206.jpg|thumb|Pleasure explains Foozles to the narrator]]

== Origin ==

[[File:FoozleShip.png|right|thumb|The ship the Foozles Arrived in, with a discussion of the Foozle machine being found within]]

Foozles were developed as companion units by a robotics company on Orvinia. <ref name="origin"> [https://www.furaffinity.net/view/27451744/ The Nearly Uncensored History of the Foozles] </ref> The company's products had a reputation for unreliability, so they set out to design a self-repairing model. The research division shifted focus from self-repairing mechanical robots to biological ones with the ability to heal.

=== Initial prototype ===

The first Foozle was designed on an entirely custom genome to be small, friendly, appealing, able to change its gender, and able to heal. The prototype was grown in a cloning tank for several months, decanted, named [[Zero]], and began product testing.

=== Self-development ===

Zero scavenged castoff technology from the labs he was being trained and tested in. By connecting parts from a teleporter and a replicator he was able to scan himself in, make changes to his design, then teleport himself to overwrite his genetic code with the new design. Many of the features associated with Foozles came from Zero's self-upgrades; increased sex drive, additional erogenous zones, charisma.

=== Replication ===

When Zero felt the Foozle design was idealized, six copies were created using the replicator. These six took the names of Spice, Spark, Tickle, Custard, Wiggle, and Bon-Bon.

=== Product termination ===
Management of the corporation designing the Foozles were aghast at the implications of Zero's self-replication, as this meant that the Foozles would now be recognised as a sentient race, and that the company was now essentially trafficking in slaves. Fearing a public backlash, they packed all of the relevant material into a freighter and programmed the ship's autopilot to crash into their local sun, destroying any evidence of their wrongdoing.

This included all scientific materials detailing the research that resulted in the creation of Zero, memorandums sent back and forth about the implications of the Foozles self-replicating, sleep capsules that held the existing Foozles in suspended animation, and the replication machine Zero had rigged together.

However, the ship never reached its intended destination.

=== Discovery and reintroduction ===

The ship drifted aimlessly through space for centuries, gradually decaying into a battered derelict. It eventually crossed into local space lanes where it was detected by a salvage team, who boarded the ship, then found and released the Foozles from their slumber. After being recognised as sentient beings by the [[Stellar Alliance]], The Foozles continued to reproduce themselves, grow in number and put their technical expertise to use. Their catalog of inventions and patents allowed them to begin to generate a pool of funds, with which they purchased themselves a homeworld, the planet now known as [[Boink]].

== Physical Characteristics ==
[[File:FoozleRef1.png|right|thumb|Basic Foozle physical characteristics]]
[[File:FoozleRef2.png|right|thumb|Foozle sexual characteristics]]
Foozles resemble teddy bears with antennae and fluffy tails.

All Foozles are generated identical; they are white, and four feet tall.

Foozles dye themselves different colors for fashion, and their height does change somewhat based on environment; a Foozle that has spent a lot of time in heavy gravity will be a bit shorter, for instance.

=== Gender ===

Foozles are capable of swapping gender at will. They can express male, female, or hermaphroditic primary and secondary sexual characteristics. It is also possible for a Foozle to consciously adjust the size of her bust or genitals.

=== Reproduction ===

Foozles are not capable of breeding. Their sexual equipment is for amusement use, not reproduction. All Foozles are made in generation machines, based on the original developed by Zero. Zero's uploaded matrix is still used; every Foozle's first words on stepping out of the machine are 'Did it work?'

=== Erogenous Zones ===

A Foozle's body is a network of erogenous zones. While they possess the same ones as most other bipedal races, their tongues, the palms of the hands, the pads of their feet, their antenna, the inside of their throats, and their tails are all also capable of receiving sexual stimulation. However, stimulation of these additional zones is usually not intense enough to induce an orgasmic release.<ref name="zones"> [https://www.furaffinity.net/view/3880927/ Cobalt, issue 1 page 17] </ref> Instead they lend themselves to a background stimulation that tends to keep Foozles constantly sexually aroused. This is also the reason why Foozles tend to favor deep pile shag carpet. One Foozle has also been quoted as stating that performing oral sex on a partner feels almost as good for them, as it does for the person that they are doing it to.

These additional erogenous areas can become a weakness to exploit however, as in the infamous [[Cage of Torment]].

=== Special Features ===

In addition to their numerous erogenous zones, Foozles also possess a few special physical features with special properties:

Antennae: Apart from being an erogenous zone, Foozle antenna also work as a sort of built-in universal translator, through mental projections which decode the speech being heard into whatever language the receiver will understand. This effect works not just for the Foozle and whoever they may be talking to, but for any speech spoken within hearing range of a Foozle, with the translation occurring for anyone listening. [https://www.furaffinity.net/view/25089912/ Evil Twin, Episode 202]

Respiratory Bypass: Foozles possess a respiratory bypass, which allows them to keep breathing through their nostrils, if their throat should become plugged - say, with the penis of a somewhat well-endowed lover. This gives Foozles the ability to deep-throat larger endowments than one might expect, for far longer than would believably be considered feasible. Many a bar bet has been won in this fashion, usually followed by some variety of the phrase "I can't believe it all fit!"

Lactation: Although Foozles possess no functional reproductive systems on their own, they do possess the ability to lactate. This can be triggered through either chemical or magical means. Indeed the chemical stimulants used by and provided by the [[Honeysuckle]] plant are particularly effective, as is the "milky" variety of the [[Wet Dream]] drug cocktail created from them. Foozles who are lactating will find themselves unable to shift their gender fully to "male," with "shemale" being the best they can do until lactation subsides, and the milk is extracted.

== Mental Characteristics ==
[[File:FoozleRef3.png|right|thumb|A note on Foozle behavior]]
Foozles all have a genius-level intellect, being clones of Zero. Observational data seems to indicate they can be easily distracted at times <ref name="distracted"> [https://www.furaffinity.net/view/3916670/ Cobalt, issue 1 page 19] </ref> and singularly obsessive over a goal at others.

=== Temperament ===

It is not known if it was designed into Foozles from the start, if Zero adjusted his personality with his experiments, or they just turned out that way, but Foozles seem to have a mildly submissive personality.<ref name="eviltwin20150224"> [http://eviltwin.comicgenesis.com/d/20150224.html Evil Twin 2015-02-24] </ref> They appear to seek out a master, but are not afraid to tell that master off if it seems appropriate. <ref name="eviltwin20141104"> [http://eviltwin.comicgenesis.com/d/20141104.html Evil Twin 2014-11-04] </ref>

=== Common Skills ===

Being clones of Zero, all Foozles are trained in janitorial and cleaning skills, and have practical skill in assembling teleporters, replicators, and Foozle-making machines.

== Memetic Characteristics ==
Foozles are immune to Rule 63.<ref name="r63"> [https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8235629/ Rule 63] </ref>

==Known Foozles==
To see a catalog of known Foozles, visit [[:Category:Foozles]]

==References==
<references />

Skypad

2022-10-26T20:19:55Z

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Honey Paws' Love Hotel

2022-10-22T22:54:32Z

Samadhir: Created page with "The front of the hotel '''Honey Paws Love Hotel''' was a love hotel where Cobalt and Talboc held their epic duel. It..."

File:Love hotel.jpg

2022-10-22T22:36:49Z

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Delosian Dueling

2022-10-22T22:35:07Z

Samadhir:

[[File:17.jpg|right|thumb|[[Cobalt]] and [[Talboc]] engaging in the classical variant of the duel]]
Delosian Dueling is a contact sport invented by the [[Delos]] based around the concept of mutual masturbation. It can be played as a game or used as an informal way of settling minor disputes, much in the same way as rock, paper, scissors is.

==Dueling==

There are a number of different varieties of the sport, but they all conform to the same basic concept: competitors pleasure each other, and whoever cums first, loses.

===Classical Rules===
Two male [[Delos]] are seated on a cushion facing each other, and close enough that their balls are touching. Each player places their left thigh over the right thigh of their opponent. They then take hold of their opponent's erection and use their sexual skills to attempt to bring their opponent to orgasm first.

===With Vibrators===
While it was originally created specifically to allow females to play, it has also found popularity within both mixed-gender and all-male competitions. It is essentially the same as the Classic Rules, but each competitor has a vibrator which they may use to stimulate their opponent. These can be of the wand variety for surface use, or the bullet-tip which allows for insertions.

===Scissoring===
This version is always played by two females. Similar in style to the classical rules, the contestants interlock their spread legs and engage in tribadism with one another, grinding each others' vulvae together until one of the participants climax. More advanced forms of the Scissoring have the contestants share a double-ended dildo during the tribadism, similar to the Ass-to-Ass version (see below).

===Sybian Style===
Both competitors in this version are seated upon, and penetrated by Sybian sex saddles. The operational controls for each Sybian are in the hands of the opposite player, who will then manipulate those controls in an attempt to push their opponent into orgasm first.

===Sixty-Nine===
Both competitors lie on their sides in a 69 position, and perform oral sex on each other. With this style of play, it is usually considered an acceptable finishing move for the winning player to snowball the losing player with a mouthful of their own orgasmic release, assuming one or both of the participants are males. For more experienced players, it is permissible to stimulate their opponent's anus with their fingers, while amateur competitions usually disallow this as it tends to cause the duel to be over too quickly.

===Ass-to-Ass===
Also known as the Double Bottom Bonanza, Ass-to-Ass Dueling is usually only played in senior leagues with specially picked contestants, as the game tends to either be too lopsided or go on for too long otherwise. In contrast to the classical style of dueling, the competitors go down on their hands and knees with their bottoms aimed towards one another, with an assistant inserting a lubed-up double dildo (usually a vibrating one) into their assholes. The two contestants then start to rub and grind each others' derrieres together, seeking to drive their opponent to orgasm before themselves. This version requires that both contestants are evaluated for anal sensitivity beforehand; not everyone can easily climax through anal stimulation alone, which is the goal of the game since no stimulation of the genitals is allowed. This is also why Ass-to-Ass is usually played by same-sex competitors, as the extra sensitivity provided by the prostate tends to leave a male at too big of a disadvantage against a female opponent.

===Olympic Ring / Team Play===
This adapts the rules to a group, and is used as a team variant dring Olympic play. Olympic teams playing this version are made up of five players. The players sit in a circle-jerk ring, alternating between the two teams. Each team member will take hold of the erection of the opponent player seated next to them. At the commencement of play, each player will then pleasure that opponent. Players score one point for every ten strokes they receive, until they cum. Once a player has cum, they may continue to stroke the player next to them, but may not receive any more strokes themselves, nor earn any more points. The team with the highest number of points after every player has cum is the winner.

==Famous Duels==

===The Ultimate Showdown at the Love Hotel===
[[Talboc]] once challenged his twin, goody-two-shoes brother [[Cobalt]] to a duel in response to Cobalt posting naked pictures of him on the internet and thereby ruining his fearsome reputation (or whatever resembled it, at least). Since Talboc had issued the challenge, Cobalt was allowed to pick the weapon, and instead of pistols or swords, he chose his and his brother's cocks. The next day, the two of them - along with their assistants [[Twinkle]] and [[Pleasure]] - met up at the chosen neutral ground: [[Honey Paws' Love Hotel]], in the massive Eros Chamber. Undressing, the brothers began to engage in the classic variant of the duel, while their Foozles provided them with lube. Following several minutes of hard battling, Talboc - to his great amazement - won as his brother gushed his seed all over him. After a brief moment of triumphant glee, the wannabe-supervillain then realized that he and Cobalt had never negotiated a penalty, meaning that Talboc had won nothing but the satisfaction of his honor while Cobalt had lost nothing and gained the satisfaction of his libido. Cobalt - ever the kindly hero - decided to cheer up his despondent sibling by making full use of the seventy-five bucks he had paid for renting the chamber, and engaged in a night of sweet lovemaking with Talboc and the two Foozles.

[[Category:Sports]]

The Doomsphere

2022-10-21T18:22:54Z

Samadhir:

Talboc

2022-10-19T20:04:33Z

Samadhir:

[[File:Talboc.png|right|thumb|Talboc, the Evil Twin]]

''"'Pure evil?' Don't be silly - evil isn't pure!"''

Talboc is a male [[Delos]] and aspiring supervillain. He is the son of [[Indigo]] and [[Silver]] and (evil) twin brother of [[Cobalt]].

==Appearance==
Four feet tall, the same height as Cobalt and slightly shorter than both his parents, Talboc has inherited his father's darker fur - albeit a more pure dark grey rather than Indigo's blue-grey pelt - and yellow eyes from an unknown ancestor. Aside from the color of his fur and eyes, he is the spitting image of his twin brother.

Talboc tends to dress in yellow metallic-sheen clothing, and is a big fan of capes. Despite the enmity he carries for his brother, his tiara is the exact same type of five-pointed star as Cobalt's. He owns a large variety of super-villain outfits; a particular favorite is a black leather thong and a black cape with a cowl; it either makes him like a Dark Lord of the Sith or an Ewok, depending on whether you ask him or anyone else.

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Delos]]

The Doomsphere

2022-10-17T21:12:20Z

Samadhir: Created page with "The Doomsphere ''"Behold, my loyal minion! Our new secret lair... of evil!"'' - Talboc The '''Doomsphere''' is the evil lair and..."

[[File:The Doomsphere.jpg|right|thumb|The Doomsphere]]

''"Behold, my loyal minion! Our new secret lair... of evil!"'' - [[Talboc]]

The '''Doomsphere''' is the evil lair and headquarters of [[Talboc]].

File:The Doomsphere.jpg

2022-10-17T20:56:29Z

Samadhir:

Delosian Dueling

2022-10-17T17:00:06Z

Samadhir:

[[File:17.jpg|right|thumb|[[Cobalt]] and [[Talboc]] engaging in the classical variant of the duel]]
Delosian Dueling is a contact sport invented by the [[Delos]] based around the concept of mutual masturbation. It can be played as a game or used as an informal way of settling minor disputes, much in the same way as rock, paper, scissors is.

==Dueling==

There are a number of different varieties of the sport, but they all conform to the same basic concept: competitors pleasure each other, and whoever cums first, loses.

===Classical Rules===
Two male [[Delos]] are seated on a cushion facing each other, and close enough that their balls are touching. Each player places their left thigh over the right thigh of their opponent. They then take hold of their opponent's erection and use their sexual skills to attempt to bring their opponent to orgasm first.

===With Vibrators===
While it was originally created specifically to allow females to play, it has also found popularity within both mixed-gender and all-male competitions. It is essentially the same as the Classic Rules, but each competitor has a vibrator which they may use to stimulate their opponent. These can be of the wand variety for surface use, or the bullet-tip which allows for insertions.

===Scissoring===
This version is always played by two females. Similar in style to the classical rules, the contestants interlock their spread legs and engage in tribadism with one another, grinding each others' vulvae together until one of the participants climax. More advanced forms of the Scissoring have the contestants share a double-ended dildo during the tribadism, similar to the Ass-to-Ass version (see below).

===Sybian Style===
Both competitors in this version are seated upon, and penetrated by Sybian sex saddles. The operational controls for each Sybian are in the hands of the opposite player, who will then manipulate those controls in an attempt to push their opponent into orgasm first.

===Sixty-Nine===
Both competitors lie on their sides in a 69 position, and perform oral sex on each other. With this style of play, it is usually considered an acceptable finishing move for the winning player to snowball the losing player with a mouthful of their own orgasmic release, assuming one or both of the participants are males. For more experienced players, it is permissible to stimulate their opponent's anus with their fingers, while amateur competitions usually disallow this as it tends to cause the duel to be over too quickly.

===Ass-to-Ass===
Also known as the Double Bottom Bonanza, Ass-to-Ass Dueling is usually only played in senior leagues with specially picked contestants, as the game tends to either be too lopsided or go on for too long otherwise. In contrast to the classical style of dueling, the competitors go down on their hands and knees with their bottoms aimed towards one another, with an assistant inserting a lubed-up double dildo (usually a vibrating one) into their assholes. The two contestants then start to rub and grind each others' derrieres together, seeking to drive their opponent to orgasm before themselves. This version requires that both contestants are evaluated for anal sensitivity beforehand; not everyone can easily climax through anal stimulation alone, which is the goal of the game since no stimulation of the genitals is allowed. This is also why Ass-to-Ass is usually played by same-sex competitors, as the extra sensitivity provided by the prostate tends to leave a male at too big of a disadvantage against a female opponent.

===Olympic Ring / Team Play===
This adapts the rules to a group, and is used as a team variant dring Olympic play. Olympic teams playing this version are made up of five players. The players sit in a circle-jerk ring, alternating between the two teams. Each team member will take hold of the erection of the opponent player seated next to them. At the commencement of play, each player will then pleasure that opponent. Players score one point for every ten strokes they receive, until they cum. Once a player has cum, they may continue to stroke the player next to them, but may not receive any more strokes themselves, nor earn any more points. The team with the highest number of points after every player has cum is the winner.

==Famous Duels==

===The Ultimate Showdown at the Love Hotel===
[[Talboc]] once challenged his twin, goody-two-shoes brother [[Cobalt]] to a duel in response to Cobalt posting naked pictures of him on the internet and thereby ruining his fearsome reputation (or whatever resembled it, at least). Since Talboc had issued the challenge, Cobalt was allowed to pick the weapon, and instead of pistols or swords, he chose his and his brother's cocks. The next day, the two of them - along with their assistants [[Twinkle]] and [[Pleasure]] - met up at the chosen neutral ground: Honey Paws' Love Hotel, in the massive Eros Chamber. Undressing, the brothers began to engage in the classic variant of the duel, while their Foozles provided them with lube. Following several minutes of hard battling, Talboc - to his great amazement - won as his brother gushed his seed all over him. After a brief moment of triumphant glee, the wannabe-supervillain then realized that he and Cobalt had never negotiated a penalty, meaning that Talboc had won nothing but the satisfaction of his honor while Cobalt had lost nothing and gained the satisfaction of his libido. Cobalt - ever the kindly hero - decided to cheer up his despondent sibling by making full use of the seventy-five bucks he had paid for renting the chamber, and engaged in a night of sweet lovemaking with Talboc and the two Foozles.

[[Category:Sports]]

Indigo

2022-10-09T10:23:20Z

Samadhir:

[[File:Indigo.png|right|thumb|Indigo, the DILF]]
Indigo is a male [[Delos]] who works for the embassy of [[Boink]]. He is the husband of [[Silver]] and the father of [[Cobalt]] and [[Talboc]].

==Appearance==
A four-foot tall ursine, like the rest of [[Delos|his people]], Indigo has a dark blue-grey fur and dark blue eyes. In his youth he was quite slim and fit, but in his middle years he started to develop a bit of a "dad-bod" around his mid-section and a scruffy bit of chin-fur. He wears the traditional [[Delos]] tiara on his head; a star like his sons, though with four points instead of five. He is in his late forties.

While not as dedicated a nudist as his [[Silver|wife]], Indigo doesn't like to overdress and is usually seen in just a speedo when walking around in public on Boink. For his diplomatic missions, he wears the standard ambassador's uniform.

==Personality==
Content to live in the shadow of his more well-known and charismatic [[Silver|wife]], Indigo is gentle, polite, soft-spoken and fairly reserved for a Delos. Like all Delos, however, he also has quite a taste for debauchery, even if it's not as prominently displayed as it is with Silver.

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Delos]]

Talboc

2022-10-09T10:16:09Z

Samadhir:

Lewb

2022-10-09T08:57:39Z

Samadhir:

[[File:LEWB-AD.jpg|right|thumb|A Lovesquirt Industries advert for Lewb featuring Ambassador Cobalt.]]

Lewb is a popular sexual lubricant created on the planet [[Boink]] where it is bottled and sold through [[Lovesquirt Industries]], who distribute it galaxy-wide. It is popular for being all-natural, non-allergenic, and coming in a variety of flavors and formulations.

==History==

Shortly after Boink became property of the Foozles, it was discovered that among the plants native to the planet was a rather unique specimen evolved from a species of carnivorous vine locally known as the [[Honeysuckle]]. It's large purple flowers secrete a sweet, slippery liquid that acts as both a lubricant and a lure for local fauna.

By setting up nurseries dedicated to growing these flowers, the Foozles were able to generate a regular a steady supply of this all-natural lubricant.

==Marketing==
[[File:LewbAdvert.jpg|right|thumb|An advertisement displaying several flavors and formulations of Lewb]]
Lewb is marketed and sold by [[Lovesquirt Industries]].

Lewb's marketing has involved several memorable slogans over the years, including "...Fuck Yeah!" and "Feel Special Inside."

The most memorable of their advertisements involved the popular band [[Foozle Bop]]. These included a series of video commercials where the band members engaged in various sexual escapades, each with a color-coordinated bottle of the product in hand, to the backing of the 1960's pop tune "Inside, Outside, Upside Down." In another, specifically about the flavored varieties of the product available, the band performed oral sex on members of their audience during a concert, to the tune of the Ohio Express song "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I've Got Love In My Tummy."

==Varieties and Flavors==

Lewb comes in three basic formulations:

* Water-based: The classic formula, taken straight from the Honeysuckle plant.

* Oil-based: this formula removes the water from the mixture and replaces it with the natural oil of the Honeysuckle vines.

* Silicone: this version, marketed as "Masturbation Lubrication" isn't safe for use on toys, but is considered perfect for handjobs. Like the oil-based variant, it involves a laboratory reconstitution of the natural formula.

===Known Flavors===

* Passionberry (the original)
* Bubblegum
* Wild Cherry
* Tangerine
* Lemon-Lime
* Cream Lemon (a deliberate reference to the pornographic japanese anime series)
* Donut Flavor
* Pina Colada
* Cocoanut Cream Pie
* Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer
* Peppermint
* Green Apple

At one point, some enterprising genius at Lovesquirt Industries approved of a "Cheese & Onion" flavour of Lewb. Even the most sexually adventurous customers couldn't stand it, and it was quickly pulled from circulation. In the years since then, however, the few bottles of Cheese & Onion that were put on the market have become valuable collector's items, albeit as novelty joke items rather than anything intended for serious use.

There is also an "Unscented" variety which is odorless, colorless and which has no taste at all. This is essentially the flavored variety without the flavor, scent or coloring agents added.

==Available Sizes==
[[File:LewbBarrels.jpg|right|thumb|Barrels of Lewb in the cargo hold of a Boink Fleet starship]]

The most popular size, considered the standard, is a 16.5 Oz pump top bottle which mimics the shape of the [[Honeysuckle]] flower bulb, but "single serving" pocket-sized 2oz bottles are also available.

The largest size currently on the market is not actually sold to the general public: the 50-gallon drum. These special barrels of sexlube are produced for the exclusive use of [[Boink Fleet]] and come only in the original, all-natural flavor and formulation.

[[Category:Commercial Products]]

Galactic Fertility Bank

2022-10-09T08:54:41Z

Samadhir:

[[File:Direct-deposit-fullsize.jpg|right|thumb|[[Silver]] is given a tour of the main facility of the bank, where [[Cinnamon]] is currently being "harvested".]]
'''The Galactic Fertility Bank''' is a company that specializes in extracting, storing, selling and applying semen from a wide variety of species of males/sperm-producing individuals. Operating from a series of space stations, it's headquarters orbit around [[Boink]] and it has several branches across the galaxy.

The main facility of the Bank is well-known for having its interiors designed by famed architect Zyd Creed, who got a lifetime membership card to the bank's facilities for his troubles.

[[Category:Commercial Industries]]

Galactic Fertility Bank

2022-10-08T11:04:55Z

Samadhir:

Galactic Fertility Bank

2022-10-08T11:03:56Z

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2022-10-08T11:01:31Z

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Wet Dream

2022-10-08T09:43:28Z

Samadhir:

[[File:CherryBerry1.png|right|thumb|Cherry-Berry, one of the product mascots for Wet Dream.]]

A sexual performance-enhancing cocktail created from the secretions of the [[Honeysuckle]] plant, consisting of a powerful aphrodisiac and a drug designed to lower inhibitions and relax the body. It was first created for use at the [[Galactic Fertility Bank]] to assist in donor collections, but has since become popular as a recreational novelty.

== Flavor ==

Wet Dream possesses a pleasant, fruity flavor which has been described as "Cherry - Berry" or "Bubblegum Punch." Incidentally, the names "Cherry - Berry" and "Bubblegum Punch" have also been adopted as the names for Wet Dream's marketing mascots.

== Origin ==

[[File:BubblegumPunch1.png|right|thumb|Bubblegum Punch, the other product mascot for Wet Dream.]]

The [[Honeysuckle]] plants which grow natively on the planet [[Boink]] use a chemical lure to ensnare prey, and make them both mentally and physically amenable to a sexual milking. Wet Dream is refined from the secretions of that chemical lure, with the individual aspects of it separated out so that they may be recombined to provide whichever selection of effects the user desires.

== Variations ==
===Popular Formulations===
Wet Dream can be served in a number of styles that cater to various popular kinks and fetishes. Well known variants include:

Stiff:
Adds a Viagra - style drug to provide male users an erection that can last for hours at a time. Female users have also reported that the drug causes clitoral arousal and vaginal wetness of equal intensity and duration to the effect on males.

Creamy:
Adds a drug which causes male semen production to go into overdrive. Male users will generate cum at such a high rate of yield, that they soon will "overflow" via minor automatic and involuntary orgasmic releases, if a full orgasm is not induced through external means. The effect of this drug is what gave Wet Dream it's name.

Classic:
The version originally used at the Galactic Fertility Bank, to assist in the "milking" of male sperm donors: includes both of the Stiff and Creamy additives.

Milky:
Includes a drug to induce rapid lactation in the user. Originally intended to be used exclusively by females, some males who experimented with it discovered that it was marginally effective on them, as well. A variant known as the Double - Milky (which contains twice the active ingredient) can cause males to produce milk with the same efficiency as females, though some frequent, repeat users of this have reported that over time, it will increase breast size, effectively turning males into shemales.

Pink Goddess:
This is essentially the female version of the Classic, made with both the Stiff and Milky additives, causing clitorial arousal, sexual lubrication of the female genitals and rapid lactation. Users are advised to remain properly hydrated until it wears off.

Cowhorn:
This is what you get when you mix in all three of the additives for the Stiff, the Creamy and the Milky. Essentially turns a user into a living drinks dispenser. Quite popular with shemales, hermaphrodites, and Foozles, especially if they haven't had lunch yet. The same hydration warnings apply to this as the Pink Goddess. Mooing while under its influence isn't mandatory, but is recommended.

Blue:
This variant of the drink uses the only additive that comes with an antidote. It prevents orgasm until the drug wears off or until the antidote is swallowed. Quite popular with edging fetishists, especially during bondage play. While the effect is quite potent when the drug is first taken, it loses effect after an hour passes and subsequent doses are largely ineffective until the body has metabolised out the quantity already present. It gets its name from the fact that the additive causes a chemical reaction when mixed into the normally pink liquid, causing it to turn a brilliant blue color. This makes it easy to identify and less likely for the unwary to swallow it by mistake.

Purple:
This is what you get when you mix a Blue with a Classic. Causes intense arousal, and cum production in males but at the same time it also prevents orgasm from occurring. This results in cum backing up inside a male's testicles until the antidote is swallowed or until the one hour duration of the drug passes. The resulting orgasm is said to be mind-blowing. Multiple repeated uses will increase testicle size and capacity.

All-Nighter:
This is just the basic drink with no additives: contains only the aphrodisiac and the drug to lower inhibitions and relax the body. It has become popular among Foozles as a bedtime drink, not just for its relaxation properties but also for its tendency to induce kinky sexual dreams all night long.

=== Wet Dream Splash ===
Bevico, a division of [[Lovesquirt Industries]] most famously known for marketing and selling the widely popular Baja Punch soft drink, came up with Wet Dream Splash as a way to market the aphrodisiac-like effects of Wet Dream to a wider consumer base. Wet Dream Splash is essentially a thirst-quenching electrolyte sports drink in the style of Gatorade, with the All-Nighter base formula mixed in. Among the various slogans used to market it are "Gets you hot as it cools you off!" as well as a memorable advertising campaign featuring the individual members of the band [[Foozle Bop]], each posing nude with their musical instruments while sipping from a color-matched bottle of the drink, with the tag line "Sex Drugs, and Rock N' Roll." It comes in a variety of fruit flavors, is available both in a fountain syrup formulation as well as bottled, and is a regular sponsor of Boink's [[Foozball]] sporting events.

== Side-Effects ==
There are no known chemical side-effects to use of Wet Dream, and it has no addictive qualities apart from just being a whole lot of fun. Some physical enlargement to various body parts may occur depending on repeated regular use of various additives, such as increased testicle size and capacity, or increased breast size and capacity. But these changes require routine uses over a long timespan to build up their effect, somewhat akin to an exercise regime, and any enlargement will slowly subside if that regime is not maintained.

== Marketing ==
Wet Dream is marketed and sold by [[Lovesquirt Industries]], the same company that markets and sells [[Lewb]]. It's one of the most well-known exports from the planet [[Boink]]. It is supplied to the [[Galactic Fertility Bank]] as well as sold commercially through [[Porno Hut]] franchises.

=== Product Mascots: ===
==== Cherry-Berry and Bubblegum Punch: ====

The primary mascots for Wet Dream, appearing in advertising for the product and on the packaging, much in the style of a cereal box cartoon characters. However, Cherry-Berry and Bubblegum Punch are both real Foozles with status as Ambassadors Of Boink. They make public appearances throughout the galaxy to promote Wet Dream and other [[Boink]] related products such as various Foozle-designed sex toys, and [[Lewb]].

Together, they act as a comedy duo, of straight man and clown:

Cherry Berry is the "straight man" of the two, portrayed as cool, smooth, and sensual.

Bubblegum Punch is the clownish one, portrayed as a slightly giddy hornball, always on the hunt for her next sexual thrill.

==== Slicky-Licky: ====

A [[Honeysuckle]] vine that, as per the marketing pitch, acts as a sidekick to Cherry-Berry and Bubblegum Punch. Owing to the fact that the [[Honeysuckle]] vine grows natively only on the planet [[Boink]] however, Slicky-Licky, on rare occasions when he does take part in a public appearance, is portrayed by a robotic sex puppet, and is voiced by an actor offstage.

[[Category:Commercial Products]]

Lovesquirt Industries

2022-10-08T09:09:26Z

Samadhir:

[[File:Lovesquirt-Logo.png|right|thumb|The logo of Lovesquirt Industries which mimics the coloration of the Honeysuckle, and includes both a heart shape and the shape of a cum drip]]
Lovesquirt Industries is the company on Boink dedicated to the production of [[Lewb]], and [[Wet Dream]] via the cultivation of the native plants known as [[Honeysuckle]].

==Production==
While most mass-produced products in demand across the galaxy tend to spring from industrial fabrication plants, Lovesquirt's production facilities operate instead as a series of green-housed gardens near the town of Lusthaven, where [[Honeysuckle]] plants are tended to and protected by working teams of [[Foozles]] and [[Delos]]. Each greenhouse is a geodesic dome referred to as a "garden" with a numeric designator, such as "greenhouse seven."

==Staff==
Delos tend primarily to the business aspects of the company, while Foozles tend mostly to the plants. This is because the strenuous nature of tending to the plants is uniquely suited to the Foozle libido.

===Nymphs===
Each greenhouse has a work staff of twenty Foozle botanists referred to as "Nymphs." These nymphs carry out the task of harvesting the sexual secretions of the Honeysuckle plants by allowing themselves to be used as sex toys by the plants, essentially milking the plants as the plants milk them in return. Their working uniform consists of a pair of plexiglass bubble-shaped safety goggles and nothing else. Owing to their regular contact with the plants and their daily exposure to the sap, the Nymphs tend to appear primarily as large-breasted shemales, due to the fact that they are almost always constantly lactating.

===The Stag===
On each work shift, one Foozle is randomly chosen to work as shift supervisor. This supervisor is referred to as "The Stag" both in reference to their temporary position as leader of the herd, but also in reference to "going stag" i.e. going to a party alone. The stag will oversee the milking process from behind a large protective window looking into the garden dome, watching and making sure that all safety precautions are being observed, and keeping tabs on both the quantity and quality of the milking.

After shift ends, it is commonplace for a small hand-picked selection of nymphs to accompany the supervisor to a company lounge/playroom to sexually satisfy the supervisor's pent-up desires in an act referred to as "rutting the stag."

==Public Transparency==
Owing to the fact that the Honeysuckle plant will not grow anywhere except for the planet Boink, there has been no need to shield the formulas for any of the various products the company manufactures behind trade secret laws, and as such the company operates in a fully open and public manner. In fact they take it as a point of pride that the products they produce are 100% all natural, and are created via a process that is completely green.

There are daily tours of the facility, and windowed observation areas are provided, where the public are invited to sit and enjoy themselves by watching the milking process, with complimentary samples of [[Lewb]] and the standard "all-nighter" variety of [[Wet Dream]] available for public convenience.

Furthermore, the greenhouses are overseen and monitored by government scientists, to insure that all the plants in use are well-cared for as is befitting their protected status.

==Processing and Packaging==
The section of the process which splits the sap into the various components making up the various formulations of Lewb and Wet Dream are handled primarily through centrifuges which allow the chemical components to be separated by their atomic weight into individual storage systems. This also allows any traces of Foozle cum or milk which may have gotten mixed in during the milking process to be filtered out. These contaminants are then collected and used to feed new plant seedlings.

All of these systems are constantly monitored to maintain the purity of each individual component.

Bottling and labeling is handled electronically, with blobs of product divided up and suspended by force-fields as packaging is rezzed around them via replication systems. This allows the product to maintain total purity by remaining untouched throughout the entire packaging process.

==Profits==
After salaries are paid, as well as material and maintenance costs, the remainder of the money brought by the company is paid directly into the planetary government's [[public fund]].

[[Category:Commercial Industries]]

Lovesquirt Industries

2022-10-08T09:07:58Z

Samadhir:

Silver

2022-09-12T08:42:02Z

Samadhir:

[[File:Silver.png|right|thumb|Silver, the MILF]]
Silver is a female [[Delos]] who serves in a high position on the embassy of [[Boink]]. She is the wife of [[Indigo]] and the mother of [[Cobalt]] and [[Talboc]].

==Appearance==
For a Delos female, Silver is fairly tall, standing a little higher than her husband and two sons. Her fur, as her name indicates, is the same shade of silvery grey as her [[Cobalt|older son's]], with a mane of shoulder-length grey hair. Her eyes are baby-blue. In her middle years (late forties) her body has filled out a bit into a pleasantly plump shape, with large voloptuous breasts and wide shapely hips. Like the rest of her family, she wears a star-shaped tiara - in her case a six-pointed one made up by a pair of overlain triangles.

That tiara, and the occasional bit of jewelry, is usually her only article of clothing. Silver is a dedicated nudist, and always walks around naked both in her home and when out in public on Boink and other worlds with more relaxed social mores. She is very proud of her body and isn't afraid to show it off to anyone. The only time she wears any garments is when she is abroad on diplomatic missions, assuming her hosts would require that she do so.

==Personality==
Confident, strong-willed, charismatic, cheerful and loving, Silver is pretty much the ideal Delos matron.

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Delos]]

Silver

2022-09-12T08:26:30Z

Samadhir:

[[File:Silver.png|right|thumb|Silver, the MILF]]
Silver is a female [[Delos]] who serves in a high position on the embassy of [[Boink]]. She is the wife of [[Indigo]] and the mother of [[Cobalt]] and [[Talboc]].

==Appearance==
For a Delos female, Silver is fairly tall, standing a little higher than her husband and two sons. Her fur, as her name indicates, is the same shade of silvery grey as her [[Cobalt|older son's]], with a mane of shoulder-length grey hair. Her eyes are baby-blue. In her middle years (late forties) her body has filled out a bit into a pleasantly plump shape, with large voloptuous breasts and wide shapely hips. Like the rest of her family, she wears a star-shaped tiara - in her case a six-pointed one made up by a pair of overlain triangles.

That tiara, and the occasional bit of jewelry, is usually her only article of clothing. Silver is a dedicated nudist, and always walks around naked both in her home and when out on in public on Boink and other worlds with more relaxed social mores. She is very proud of her body and isn't afraid to show it off to anyone. The only time she wears any garments is when she is abroad on diplomatic missions, assuming her hosts would require that she do so.

==Personality==
Confident, strong-willed, charismatic, cheerful and loving, Silver is pretty much the ideal Delos matron.

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Delos]]

Silver

2022-09-10T09:40:06Z

Samadhir:

[[File:Silver.png|right|thumb|Silver, the MILF]]
Silver is a female [[Delos]] who serves in a high position on the embassy of [[Boink]]. She is the wife of [[Indigo]] and the mother of [[Cobalt]] and [[Talboc]].

==Appearance==
For a Delos female, Silver is fairly tall, standing a little higher than her husband and two sons. Her fur, as her name indicates, is the same shade of silvery grey as her [[Cobalt|older son's]], with a mane of shoulder-length grey hair. Her eyes are baby-blue. In her middle years (late forties) her body has filled out a bit into a pleasantly plump shape, with large voloptuous breasts and wide shapely hips. Like the rest of her family, she wears a star-shaped tiara - in her case a six-pointed one made up by a pair of overlain triangles.

That tiara, and the occasional bit of jewelry, is usually her only article of clothing. Silver is a dedicated nudist, and always walks around naked both in her home and when out on in public on Boink and other worlds with more relaxed social mores. She is very proud of her body and isn't afraid to show it off to anyone. The only time she wears any garments is when she is abroad on diplomatic missions, assuming her hosts would require that she do so.

==Personality==
Confident, charismatic, cheerful and loving, Silver is pretty much the ideal Delos matron.

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Delos]]

Delosian Dueling

2021-07-12T12:41:47Z

Samadhir:

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2021-07-12T12:38:40Z

Samadhir:

Silver

2020-09-20T11:30:04Z

Samadhir:

[[File:Silver.png|right|thumb|Silver, the MILF]]
Silver is a female [[Delos]] who serves in a high position on the embassy of [[Boink]]. She is the wife of [[Indigo]] and the mother of [[Cobalt]] and [[Talboc]].

==Appearance==
For a Delos female, Silver is fairly tall, standing a little higher than her husband and two sons. Her fur, as her name indicates, is the same shade of silvery grey as her [[Cobalt|older son's]], with a mane of shoulder-length grey hair. Her eyes are baby-blue. In her middle years (late forties) her body has filled out a bit into a pleasantly plump shape, with large voloptuous breasts and wide shapely hips. Like the rest of her family, she wears a star-shaped tiara - in her case a six-pointed one made up by a pair of overlain triangles.

That tiara, and the occasional bit of jewelry, is usually her only article of clothing. Silver is a dedicated nudist, and always walks around naked both in her home and when out on in public on Boink and other worlds with more relaxed social mores. She is very proud of her body and isn't afraid to show it off to anyone. The only time she wears any garments is when she is abroad on diplomatic missions, assuming her hosts would require that she do so.

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Delos]]

Silver

2020-09-20T08:20:03Z

Samadhir:

[[File:Silver.png|right|thumb|Silver, the MILF]]
Silver is a female [[Delos]] who serves in a high position on the embassy of [[Boink]]. She is the wife of [[Indigo]] and the mother of [[Cobalt]] and [[Talboc]].

==Appearance==
For a Delos female, Silver is fairly tall, standing a little higher than her husband and two sons. Her fur, as her name indicates, is the same shade of silvery grey as her [[Cobalt|older son's]], with a mane of shoulder-length grey hair. Her eyes are baby-blue. In her middle years (late forties) her body has filled out a bit into a pleasantly plump shape, with large voloptuous breasts and wide shapely hips. Like the rest of her family, she wears a star-shaped tiara - in her case a six-pointed one made up by a pair of overlain triangles.

That tiara, and the occasional bit of jewelry, is usually her only article of clothing. Silver is a dedicated nudist, and always walks around naked both in her home and when out on in public on Boink and other worlds with more relaxed social mores. She is very proud of her body and isn't afraid to show it off to anyone. The only time she wears any garments is when she is abroad on diplomatic missions, assuming her hosts would require that she does so.

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Delos]]

Twinkle

2020-09-13T09:05:51Z

Samadhir: Another placeholder pic until we get a better one

[[File:23.jpg|right|thumb|Twinkle, the Foozle Sidekick]]
Twinkle is a [[Foozles|Foozle]], and the companion and playmate of [[Cobalt]].

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Foozles]]

File:23.jpg

2020-09-13T09:03:47Z

Samadhir:

Twinkle

2020-09-10T07:05:20Z

Samadhir:

Twinkle is a [[Foozles|Foozle]], and the companion and playmate of [[Cobalt]].

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Foozles]]

Twinkle

2020-09-10T07:04:39Z

Samadhir:

Twinkle is a [[Foozle|Foozles]], and the companion and playmate of [[Cobalt]].

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Foozles]]

Twinkle

2020-09-10T07:04:16Z

Samadhir: Created page with "Twinkle is a Foozle, and the companion and playmate of Cobalt. Category: Characters Category: Foozles"

Twinkle is a [[Foozle]], and the companion and playmate of [[Cobalt]].

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Foozles]]

Lewb

2020-09-07T23:16:26Z

Samadhir: I'm adding the Cheese & Onion flavor back in, albeit in a different context. Hopefully it fits better this way; if not, you can remove it.

[[File:LEWB-AD.jpg|right|thumb|A Lovesquirt Industries advert for Lewb featuring Ambassador Cobalt.]]

Lewb is a popular sexual lubricant created on the planet [[Boink]] where it is bottled and sold through Lovesquirt Industries, who distribute it galaxy-wide. It is popular for being all-natural, non-allergenic, and coming in a variety of flavors and formulations.

==History==

Shortly after Boink became property of the Foozles, it was discovered that among the plants native to the planet was a rather unique specimen evolved from a species of carnivorous vine locally known as the [[Honeysuckle]]. It's large purple flowers secrete a sweet, slippery liquid that acts as both a lubricant and a lure for local fauna.

By setting up nurseries dedicated to growing these flowers, the Foozles were able to generate a regular a steady supply of this all-natural lubricant.

==Marketing==
[[File:LewbAdvert.jpg|right|thumb|An advertisement displaying several flavors and formulations of Lewb]]
Lewb is marketed and sold by [[Lovesquirt Industries]].

Lewb's marketing has involved several memorable slogans over the years, including "...Fuck Yeah!" and "Feel Special Inside."

The most memorable of their advertisements involved the popular band [[Foozle Bop]]. These included a series of video commercials where the band members engaged in various sexual escapades, each with a color-coordinated bottle of the product in hand, to the backing of the 1960's pop tune "Inside, Outside, Upside Down." In another, specifically about the flavored varieties of the product available, the band performed oral sex on members of their audience during a concert, to the tune of the Ohio Express song "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I've Got Love In My Tummy."

==Varieties and Flavors==

Lewb comes in three basic formulations:

* Water-based: The classic formula, taken straight from the Honeysuckle plant.

* Oil-based: this formula removes the water from the mixture and replaces it with the natural oil of the Honeysuckle vines.

* Silicone: this version, marketed as "Masturbation Lubrication" isn't safe for use on toys, but is considered perfect for handjobs. Like the oil-based variant, it involves a laboratory reconstitution of the natural formula.

===Known Flavors===

* Passionberry (the original)
* Bubblegum
* Wild Cherry
* Tangerine
* Lemon-Lime
* Cream Lemon (a deliberate reference to the pornographic japanese anime series)
* Donut Flavor
* Pina Colada
* Cocoanut Cream Pie
* Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer
* Peppermint
* Green Apple

At one point, some enterprising genius at Lovesquirt Industries approved of a "Cheese & Onion" flavour of Lewb. Even the most sexually adventurous customers couldn't stand it, and it was quickly pulled from circulation. In the years since then, however, the few bottles of Cheese & Onion that were put on the market have become valueable collector's items, albeit as a novelty joke item rather than anything intended for serious use.

There is also an "Unscented" variety which is odorless, colorless and which has no taste at all. This is essentially the flavored variety without the flavor, scent or coloring agents added.

==Available Sizes==
[[File:LewbBarrels.jpg|right|thumb|Barrels of Lewb in the cargo hold of a Boink Fleet starship]]

The most popular size, considered the standard, is a 16.5 Oz pump top bottle which mimics the shape of the [[Honeysuckle]] flower bulb, but "single serving" pocket-sized 2oz bottles are also available.

The largest size currently on the market is not actually sold to the general public: the 50-gallon drum. These special barrels of sexlube are produced for the exclusive use of [[Boink Fleet]] and come only in the original, all-natural flavor and formulation.

[[Category:Commercial Products]]

Indigo

2020-09-07T22:54:55Z

Samadhir: We'll have to work out the age of some of the characters later.

Indigo

2020-09-07T16:03:25Z

Samadhir:

[[File:Indigo.png|right|thumb|Indigo, the DILF]]
Indigo is a male [[Delos]] who works for the embassy of [[Boink]]. He is the husband of [[Silver]] and the father of [[Cobalt]] and [[Talboc]].

==Appearance==
A four-foot tall teddy bear, like the rest of [[Delos|his people]], Indigo has a dark blue-grey fur and dark blue eyes. In his youth he was quite slim and fit, but in his middle years he started to develop a bit of a "dad-bod" around his mid-section and a scruffy bit of chin-fur. He wears the traditional [[Delos]] tiara on his head; a star like his sons, though with four points instead of five.

While not as dedicated a nudist as his [[Silver|wife]], Indigo doesn't like to overdress and is usually seen in just a speedo when walking around in public on Boink. For his diplomatic missions, he wears the standard ambassador's uniform.

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Delos]]