Lewb - Revision history

Cobalt: /* Known Flavors */

2025-06-23T01:41:40Z

Known Flavors

2023-05-25T04:42:14Z

Varieties and Flavors

2022-10-09T08:57:39Z

2021-03-10T16:10:02Z

2020-09-07T23:16:26Z

I'm adding the Cheese & Onion flavor back in, albeit in a different context. Hopefully it fits better this way; if not, you can remove it.

2020-08-22T09:21:03Z

2020-08-22T09:12:59Z

2020-08-22T09:11:57Z

Marketing

2020-08-22T09:11:32Z

Marketing

2020-08-22T08:49:22Z

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 * Peppermint
 * Green Apple
 There is also an "Unscented" variety which is odorless, colorless and which has no taste at all. This is essentially the flavored variety without the flavor, scent or coloring agents added.

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 ==Varieties and Flavors==
-Lewb comes in three basic formulations:
+Lewb comes in three basic formulations, and one special formulation.
 * Water-based: The classic formula, taken straight from the Honeysuckle plant.
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 There is also an "Unscented" variety which is odorless, colorless and which has no taste at all. This is essentially the flavored variety without the flavor, scent or coloring agents added.
 ==Available Sizes==

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 * Green Apple
-At one point, some enterprising genius at Lovesquirt Industries approved of a "Cheese & Onion" flavour of Lewb. Even the most sexually adventurous customers couldn't stand it, and it was quickly pulled from circulation. In the years since then, however, the few bottles of Cheese & Onion that were put on the market have become valueable collector's items, albeit as a novelty joke item rather than anything intended for serious use.
+At one point, some enterprising genius at Lovesquirt Industries approved of a "Cheese & Onion" flavour of Lewb. Even the most sexually adventurous customers couldn't stand it, and it was quickly pulled from circulation. In the years since then, however, the few bottles of Cheese & Onion that were put on the market have become valuable collector's items, albeit as  novelty joke items rather than anything intended for serious use.
 There is also an "Unscented" variety which is odorless, colorless and which has no taste at all. This is essentially the flavored variety without the flavor, scent or coloring agents added.

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 [[File:LEWB-AD.jpg|right|thumb|A Lovesquirt Industries advert for Lewb featuring Ambassador Cobalt.]]
-Lewb is a popular sexual lubricant created on the planet [[Boink]] where it is bottled and sold through Lovesquirt Industries, who distribute it galaxy-wide. It is popular for being all-natural, non-allergenic, and coming in a variety of flavors and formulations.
+Lewb is a popular sexual lubricant created on the planet [[Boink]] where it is bottled and sold through [[Lovesquirt Industries]], who distribute it galaxy-wide. It is popular for being all-natural, non-allergenic, and coming in a variety of flavors and formulations.
 ==History==

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 * Peppermint
 * Green Apple
 There is also an "Unscented" variety which is odorless, colorless and which has no taste at all. This is essentially the flavored variety without the flavor, scent or coloring agents added.

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	The largest size currently on the market is not actually sold to the general public: the 50-gallon drum. These special barrels of sexlube are produced for the exclusive use of [[Boink Fleet]] and come only in the original, all-natural flavor and formulation.		The largest size currently on the market is not actually sold to the general public: the 50-gallon drum. These special barrels of sexlube are produced for the exclusive use of [[Boink Fleet]] and come only in the original, all-natural flavor and formulation.

−	[[Category:Commercial ~~Industries~~]]	+	[[Category:Commercial Products]]

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-[[File:LewbAdvert.jpg|right|thumb|An advertisement displaying several flavors and formulations of Lewb]]
+[[File:LEWB-AD.jpg|right|thumb|A Lovesquirt Industries advert for Lewb featuring Ambassador Cobalt.]]
 Lewb is a popular sexual lubricant created on the planet [[Boink]] where it is bottled and sold through Lovesquirt Industries, who distribute it galaxy-wide. It is popular for being all-natural, non-allergenic, and coming in a variety of flavors and formulations.
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 ==Marketing==
-[[File:LEWB-AD.jpg|right|thumb|A Lovesquirt Industries advert for Lewb featuring Ambassador Cobalt.]]
+[[File:LewbAdvert.jpg|right|thumb|An advertisement displaying several flavors and formulations of Lewb]]
 Lewb is marketed and sold by [[Lovesquirt Industries]].

← Older revision		Revision as of 09:11, 22 August 2020
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	==Marketing==		==Marketing==
		+	[[File:File:LEWB-AD.jpg\|right\|thumb\|A Lovesquirt Industries advert for Lewb featuring Ambassador Cobalt.]]
		+	Lewb is marketed and sold by [[Lovesquirt Industries]].

	Lewb's marketing has involved several memorable slogans over the years, including "...Fuck Yeah!" and "Feel Special Inside."		Lewb's marketing has involved several memorable slogans over the years, including "...Fuck Yeah!" and "Feel Special Inside."

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	The largest size currently on the market is not actually sold to the general public: the 50-gallon drum. These special barrels of sexlube are produced for the exclusive use of [[Boink Fleet]] and come only in the original, all-natural flavor and formulation.		The largest size currently on the market is not actually sold to the general public: the 50-gallon drum. These special barrels of sexlube are produced for the exclusive use of [[Boink Fleet]] and come only in the original, all-natural flavor and formulation.
		+
		+	[[Category:Commercial Industries]]