Wet Dream - Revision history

Samadhir at 09:43, 8 October 2022

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Added Wet Dream Splash section

Cobalt at 09:20, 22 August 2020

2020-08-22T09:20:16Z

Cobalt at 09:03, 22 August 2020

2020-08-22T09:03:44Z

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2020-08-03T10:52:02Z

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 [[File:CherryBerry1.png|right|thumb|Cherry-Berry, one of the product mascots for Wet Dream.]]
-A sexual performance-enhancing cocktail created from the secretions of the [[Honeysuckle]] plant, consisting of a powerful aphrodisiac and a drug designed to lower inhibitions and relax the body. It was first created for use at the Galactic Fertility Bank to assist in donor collections, but has since become popular as a recreational novelty.
+A sexual performance-enhancing cocktail created from the secretions of the [[Honeysuckle]] plant, consisting of a powerful aphrodisiac and a drug designed to lower inhibitions and relax the body. It was first created for use at the [[Galactic Fertility Bank]] to assist in donor collections, but has since become popular as a recreational novelty.
 == Flavor ==

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 === Wet Dream Splash ===
-Bevico, a division of [[Lovesquirt Industries]] most famously known for marketing and selling the widely popular Baja Punch soft drink, came up with Wet Dream Splash as a way to market the aphrodisiac-like effects of Wet Dream to a wider consumer base. Wet Dream Splash is essentially a thirst-quenching electrolyte sports drink in the style of Gatorade, with the All-Nighter base formula mixed in. Among the various slogans used to market it are "Cools you off as it gets you hot" as well as a memorable ad campaign featuring the individual members of the band [[Foozle Bop]], each posing nude with their musical instruments while sipping from a color-matched bottle of the drink, with the tag line "Sex Drugs, and Rock N' Roll." It comes in a variety of fruit flavors, is available both in a fountain syrup formulation as well as bottled, and is a regular sponsor of Boink's [[Foozball]] sporting events.
+Bevico, a division of [[Lovesquirt Industries]] most famously known for marketing and selling the widely popular Baja Punch soft drink, came up with Wet Dream Splash as a way to market the aphrodisiac-like effects of Wet Dream to a wider consumer base. Wet Dream Splash is essentially a thirst-quenching electrolyte sports drink in the style of Gatorade, with the All-Nighter base formula mixed in. Among the various slogans used to market it are "Gets you hot as it cools you off!" as well as a memorable advertising campaign featuring the individual members of the band [[Foozle Bop]], each posing nude with their musical instruments while sipping from a color-matched bottle of the drink, with the tag line "Sex Drugs, and Rock N' Roll." It comes in a variety of fruit flavors, is available both in a fountain syrup formulation as well as bottled, and is a regular sponsor of Boink's [[Foozball]] sporting events.
 == Side-Effects ==

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 === Wet Dream Splash ===
-Bevico, a division of [[Lovesquirt Industries]] most famously known for marketing and selling the widely popular Baja Punch soft drink, came up with Wet Dream Splash as a way to market the aphrodisiac-like effects of Wet Dream to a wider consumer base. Wet Dream Splash is essentially a thirst-quenching electrolyte sports drink in the style of Gatorade, with the All-Nighter base formula mixed in. Among the various slogans used to market it are "Cools you off as it gets you hot" as well as a memorable ad campaign featuring the individual members of the band [[Foozle Bop]], each posing nude with their musical instruments, with the tag line "Sex Drugs, and Rock N' Roll." It comes in a variety of fruit flavors, is available both in a fountain syrup formulation as well as bottled, and is a regular sponsor of Boink's [[Foozball]] sporting events.
+Bevico, a division of [[Lovesquirt Industries]] most famously known for marketing and selling the widely popular Baja Punch soft drink, came up with Wet Dream Splash as a way to market the aphrodisiac-like effects of Wet Dream to a wider consumer base. Wet Dream Splash is essentially a thirst-quenching electrolyte sports drink in the style of Gatorade, with the All-Nighter base formula mixed in. Among the various slogans used to market it are "Cools you off as it gets you hot" as well as a memorable ad campaign featuring the individual members of the band [[Foozle Bop]], each posing nude with their musical instruments while sipping from a color-matched bottle of the drink, with the tag line "Sex Drugs, and Rock N' Roll." It comes in a variety of fruit flavors, is available both in a fountain syrup formulation as well as bottled, and is a regular sponsor of Boink's [[Foozball]] sporting events.
 == Side-Effects ==

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 == Variations ==
-It can be served in a number of styles that cater to various popular kinks and fetishes.  Well known variants include:
+===Popular Formulations===
 <strong>Stiff:</strong>

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 === Wet Dream Splash ===
-Bevico, a division of [[Lovesquirt Industries]] most famously known for marketing and selling the widely popular Baja Punch soft drink, came up with Wet Dream Splash as a way to market the aphrodisiac-like effects of Wet Dream to a wider consumer base. Wet Dream Splash is essentially a thirst-quenching electrolyte sports drink in the style of Gatorade, with the All-Nighter base formula mixed in. Among the various slogans used to market it are "Cools you off as it gets you hot" as well as a memorable ad campaign featuring the individual members of the band [[Foozle Bop]], each posing nude with their musical instruments, with the tag line "Sex Drugs, and Rock N' Roll." It comes in a variety of fruit flavors, and is a regular sponsor of Boink's [[Foozball]] sporting events.
+Bevico, a division of [[Lovesquirt Industries]] most famously known for marketing and selling the widely popular Baja Punch soft drink, came up with Wet Dream Splash as a way to market the aphrodisiac-like effects of Wet Dream to a wider consumer base. Wet Dream Splash is essentially a thirst-quenching electrolyte sports drink in the style of Gatorade, with the All-Nighter base formula mixed in. Among the various slogans used to market it are "Cools you off as it gets you hot" as well as a memorable ad campaign featuring the individual members of the band [[Foozle Bop]], each posing nude with their musical instruments, with the tag line "Sex Drugs, and Rock N' Roll." It comes in a variety of fruit flavors, is available both in a fountain syrup formulation as well as bottled, and is a regular sponsor of Boink's [[Foozball]] sporting events.
 == Side-Effects ==

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 <strong>All-Nighter:</strong>
 This is just the basic drink with no additives: contains only the aphrodisiac and the drug to lower inhibitions and relax the body. It has become popular among Foozles as a bedtime drink, not just for its relaxation properties but also for its tendency to induce kinky sexual dreams all night long.
 == Side-Effects ==

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	A [[Honeysuckle]] vine that, as per the marketing pitch, acts as a sidekick to Cherry-Berry and Bubblegum Punch. Owing to the fact that the [[Honeysuckle]] vine grows natively only on the planet [[Boink]] however, Slicky-Licky, on rare occasions when he does take part in a public appearance, is portrayed by a robotic sex puppet, and is voiced by an actor offstage.		A [[Honeysuckle]] vine that, as per the marketing pitch, acts as a sidekick to Cherry-Berry and Bubblegum Punch. Owing to the fact that the [[Honeysuckle]] vine grows natively only on the planet [[Boink]] however, Slicky-Licky, on rare occasions when he does take part in a public appearance, is portrayed by a robotic sex puppet, and is voiced by an actor offstage.
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 [[File:CherryBerry1.png|right|thumb|Cherry-Berry, one of the product mascots for Wet Dream.]]
 A sexual performance-enhancing cocktail created from the secretions of the [[Honeysuckle]] plant, consisting of a powerful aphrodisiac and a drug designed to lower inhibitions and relax the body. It was first created for use at the Galactic Fertility Bank to assist in donor collections, but has since become popular as a recreational novelty.
 == Flavor ==
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 == Marketing ==
-Wet Dream is one of the most well-known exports from the planet [[Boink]]. It is supplied to the [[Galactic Fertility Bank]] as well as sold commercially through [[Porno Hut]] franchises.
+Wet Dream is marketed and sold by [[Lovesquirt Industries]], the same company that markets and sells [[Lewb]]. It's one of the most well-known exports from the planet [[Boink]]. It is supplied to the [[Galactic Fertility Bank]] as well as sold commercially through [[Porno Hut]] franchises.
 === Product Mascots: ===

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 ==== Cherry-Berry and Bubblegum Punch: ====
-The primary mascots for Wet Dream, appearing in advertising for the product and on the packaging, much in the style of a cereal box cartoon characters. However, Cherry-Berry and Bubblegum Punch are both real Foozles with status as an Ambassadors Of Boink. They make public appearances throughout the galaxy to promote Wet Dream and other [[Boink]] related products such as various Foozle-designed sex toys, and [[Lewb]].
+The primary mascots for Wet Dream, appearing in advertising for the product and on the packaging, much in the style of a cereal box cartoon characters. However, Cherry-Berry and Bubblegum Punch are both real Foozles with status as Ambassadors Of Boink. They make public appearances throughout the galaxy to promote Wet Dream and other [[Boink]] related products such as various Foozle-designed sex toys, and [[Lewb]].
 Together, they act as a comedy duo, of straight man and clown: