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The Foozles are a clone race, made up of copies of Zero, the first Foozle. They did not evolve naturally and therefore did not have a native world they could call home. After their discovery and awakening, and as they spread out into the universe, they learned that to qualify as a sentient race before the galactic government, they would need a homeworld (for record keeping purposes). And so they took on the task of locating such a world.  
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The Foozles are a clone race, made up of copies of Zero, the first Foozle. They did not evolve naturally and therefore did not have a native world they could call home. After their discovery and awakening, and as they spread out into the universe, they learned that to qualify as a sentient race before the galactic government, they would need a homeworld (for book-keeping purposes). And so they took on the task of locating such a world.  
  
 
Planet 319 was available on the open market, the former resort world Xaria. It had once been a thriving tourist destination popular with the rich and famous, but had fallen into disrepair and disrepute over the past few decades. The Foozles were able to snap it up practically for a song. And owing to their genius-level intelligence, and a collection of patented inventions, they had a ready pool of money they could use to purchase the planet, and perform repair and restoration of its environs.  
 
Planet 319 was available on the open market, the former resort world Xaria. It had once been a thriving tourist destination popular with the rich and famous, but had fallen into disrepair and disrepute over the past few decades. The Foozles were able to snap it up practically for a song. And owing to their genius-level intelligence, and a collection of patented inventions, they had a ready pool of money they could use to purchase the planet, and perform repair and restoration of its environs.  

Revision as of 06:22, 15 November 2024

Boink Day is a celebration of the purchase of, and establishment of the planet Boink. This includes the location of the planet on the galactic marketplace, the purchase and naming of it, the arrival of the Delos and the creation of the Libertine Union, and the establishment and official recognition of the planet's government. It can be likened somewhat to Boink's version of a 4th Of July celebration.

Background

The Foozles are a clone race, made up of copies of Zero, the first Foozle. They did not evolve naturally and therefore did not have a native world they could call home. After their discovery and awakening, and as they spread out into the universe, they learned that to qualify as a sentient race before the galactic government, they would need a homeworld (for book-keeping purposes). And so they took on the task of locating such a world.

Planet 319 was available on the open market, the former resort world Xaria. It had once been a thriving tourist destination popular with the rich and famous, but had fallen into disrepair and disrepute over the past few decades. The Foozles were able to snap it up practically for a song. And owing to their genius-level intelligence, and a collection of patented inventions, they had a ready pool of money they could use to purchase the planet, and perform repair and restoration of its environs.

The arrival of the Delos and the welcoming of them to the world resulted in the establishment of the Libertine Union, the global government for the planet. And after a lot of bureaucratic hoop-jumping, Boink was recognized as the homeworld of the Foozles.

Customs

Boink Day is essentially one giant, but relaxed, planet-wide orgy.

On this day, the people of Boink celebrate the coming together of their world via the cumming together of its people (and assorted guests) in a brazenly public display of love, lust and affection.

The natives all dress up in their best fuck-me suits, and take to the streets for parades, cookouts, concerts, beach parties, block parties and lots and lots of public sex.

All day coverage of the day's events is available on a number of channels across the televideo network, which are broadcast out to the galaxy at large (at least on those channels whose standards and practices allow explicit sexual content).

Towards nightfall, fireworks fill the skies as the day winds down and the entire world relaxes into a planet-wide afterglow of love, community, and contentment.

Thrill-Chasers

Some exceptionally energetic participants will make it a point to start the day right on the International Date line, and spend the next twenty four hours racing the clock as they travel all the way around the globe, and sampling the sexual thrills to be had along the way. Upon arriving back at their starting point, they will then take advantage of the fact that while the day has ended over there, right here it's still just starting. Those who go on these extended tours tend to be labeled Thrill-Chasers.

Gap-Humpers

Some more enterprising individuals just wait for the day to end on one side of the International Date Line and then cross it to experience the day all over again. For this reason, this area of the world tends to be the hottest hotspot for the celebration, and there are many who make a point to travel there just to experience the day twice. This tends to be known as Gap-Humping, as the most notable crossing point for continuing the celebration is the town of Thighgap.