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Foozles are genetically engineered genderfluid alien clone sex toys that were never brought to market. [[File:Evil_Twin_20121206.jpg|thumb|Pleasure explains Foozles to the narrator]] | Foozles are genetically engineered genderfluid alien clone sex toys that were never brought to market. [[File:Evil_Twin_20121206.jpg|thumb|Pleasure explains Foozles to the narrator]] | ||
== Origin == | == Origin == | ||
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| + | [[File:FoozleShip.png|right|thumb|The ship the Foozles Arrived in, with a discussion of the Foozle machine being found within]] | ||
Foozles were developed as companion units by a robotics company on Orvinia. <ref name="origin"> [https://www.furaffinity.net/view/27451744/ The Nearly Uncensored History of the Foozles] </ref> The company's products had a reputation for unreliability, so they set out to design a self-repairing model. The research division shifted focus from self-repairing mechanical robots to biological ones with the ability to heal. | Foozles were developed as companion units by a robotics company on Orvinia. <ref name="origin"> [https://www.furaffinity.net/view/27451744/ The Nearly Uncensored History of the Foozles] </ref> The company's products had a reputation for unreliability, so they set out to design a self-repairing model. The research division shifted focus from self-repairing mechanical robots to biological ones with the ability to heal. | ||
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=== Product termination === | === Product termination === | ||
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Management of the corporation designing the Foozles were aghast at the implications of Zero's self-replication, as this meant that the Foozles would now be recognised as a sentient race, and that the company was now essentially trafficking in slaves. Fearing a public backlash, they packed all of the relevant material into a freighter and programmed the ship's autopilot to crash into their local sun, destroying any evidence of their wrongdoing. | Management of the corporation designing the Foozles were aghast at the implications of Zero's self-replication, as this meant that the Foozles would now be recognised as a sentient race, and that the company was now essentially trafficking in slaves. Fearing a public backlash, they packed all of the relevant material into a freighter and programmed the ship's autopilot to crash into their local sun, destroying any evidence of their wrongdoing. | ||
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=== Discovery and reintroduction === | === Discovery and reintroduction === | ||
| − | The ship drifted aimlessly through space for centuries, gradually decaying into a battered derelict. It eventually crossed into local space lanes where it was detected by a salvage team, who boarded the ship, then found and released the Foozles from their slumber. After being recognised as sentient beings by the [[Stellar Alliance]], The Foozles | + | The ship drifted aimlessly through space for centuries, gradually decaying into a battered derelict. It eventually crossed into local space lanes where it was detected by a salvage team, who boarded the ship, then found and released the Foozles from their slumber. After being recognised as sentient beings by the [[Stellar Alliance]], The Foozles continued to reproduce themselves, grow in number and put their technical expertise to use. Their catalog of inventions and patents allowed them to begin to generate a pool of funds, with which they purchased themselves a homeworld, the planet now known as [[Boink]]. |
== Physical Characteristics == | == Physical Characteristics == | ||
| − | + | [[File:FoozleRef1.png|right|thumb|Basic Foozle physical characteristics]] | |
| + | [[File:FoozleRef2.png|right|thumb|Foozle sexual characteristics]] | ||
Foozles resemble teddy bears with antennae and fluffy tails. | Foozles resemble teddy bears with antennae and fluffy tails. | ||
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Foozles are not capable of breeding. Their sexual equipment is for amusement use, not reproduction. All Foozles are made in generation machines, based on the original developed by Zero. Zero's uploaded matrix is still used; every Foozle's first words on stepping out of the machine are 'Did it work?' | Foozles are not capable of breeding. Their sexual equipment is for amusement use, not reproduction. All Foozles are made in generation machines, based on the original developed by Zero. Zero's uploaded matrix is still used; every Foozle's first words on stepping out of the machine are 'Did it work?' | ||
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| + | === Erogenous Zones === | ||
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| + | A Foozle's body is a network of erogenous zones. While they possess the same ones as most other bipedal races, their tongues, the palms of the hands, the pads of their feet, their antenna, the inside of their throats, and their tails are all also capable of receiving sexual stimulation. However, stimulation of these additional zones is usually not intense enough to induce an orgasmic release.<ref name="zones"> [https://www.furaffinity.net/view/3880927/ Cobalt, issue 1 page 17] </ref> Instead they lend themselves to a background stimulation that tends to keep Foozles constantly sexually aroused. This is also the reason why Foozles tend to favor deep pile shag carpet. One Foozle has also been quoted as stating that performing oral sex on a partner feels almost as good for them, as it does for the person that they are doing it to. | ||
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| + | === Special Features === | ||
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| + | In addition to their numerous erogenous zones, Foozles also possess a few special physical features with special properties: | ||
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| + | <strong>Antennae:</strong> Apart from being an erogenous zone, Foozle antenna also work as a sort of built-in universal translator, through mental projections which decode the speech being heard into whatever language the receiver will understand. This effect works not just for the Foozle and whoever they may be talking to, but for any speech spoken within hearing range of a Foozle, with the translation occurring for anyone listening. [https://www.furaffinity.net/view/25089912/ Evil Twin, Episode 202] | ||
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| + | <strong>Respiratory Bypass:</strong> Foozles possess a respiratory bypass, which allows them to keep breathing through their nostrils, if their throat should become plugged - say, with the penis of a somewhat well-endowed lover. This gives Foozles the ability to deep-throat larger endowments than one might expect, for far longer than would believably be considered feasible. Many a bar bet has been won in this fashion, usually followed by some variety of the phrase "I can't believe it all fit!" | ||
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| + | <strong>Lactation:</strong> Although Foozles possess no functional reproductive systems on their own, they do possess the ability to lactate. This can be triggered through either chemical or magical means. Indeed the chemical stimulants used by and provided by the [[Honeysuckle]] plant are particularly effective, as is the "milky" variety of the [[Wet Dream]] drug cocktail created from them. Foozles who are lactating will find themselves unable to shift their gender fully to "male," with "shemale" being the best they can do until lactation subsides, and the milk is extracted. | ||
== Mental Characteristics == | == Mental Characteristics == | ||
| − | + | [[File:FoozleRef3.png|right|thumb|A note on Foozle behavior]] | |
| − | Foozles all have a genius-level intellect, being clones of Zero. Observational data seems to indicate they can be easily distracted at times and singularly obsessive over a goal at others. | + | Foozles all have a genius-level intellect, being clones of Zero. Observational data seems to indicate they can be easily distracted at times <ref name="distracted"> [https://www.furaffinity.net/view/3916670/ Cobalt, issue 1 page 19] </ref> and singularly obsessive over a goal at others. |
=== Temperament === | === Temperament === | ||
| − | It is not known if it was designed into Foozles from the start, if Zero adjusted his personality with his experiments, or they just turned out that way, but Foozles seem to have a mildly submissive personality. They appear to seek out a master, but are not afraid to tell that master off if it seems appropriate. | + | It is not known if it was designed into Foozles from the start, if Zero adjusted his personality with his experiments, or they just turned out that way, but Foozles seem to have a mildly submissive personality.<ref name="eviltwin20150224"> [http://eviltwin.comicgenesis.com/d/20150224.html Evil Twin 2015-02-24] </ref> They appear to seek out a master, but are not afraid to tell that master off if it seems appropriate. <ref name="eviltwin20141104"> [http://eviltwin.comicgenesis.com/d/20141104.html Evil Twin 2014-11-04] </ref> |
=== Common Skills === | === Common Skills === | ||
Being clones of Zero, all Foozles are trained in janitorial and cleaning skills, and have practical skill in assembling teleporters, replicators, and Foozle-making machines. | Being clones of Zero, all Foozles are trained in janitorial and cleaning skills, and have practical skill in assembling teleporters, replicators, and Foozle-making machines. | ||
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| + | == Memetic Characteristics == | ||
| + | Foozles are immune to Rule 63.<ref name="r63"> [https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8235629/ Rule 63] </ref> | ||
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| + | ==Known Foozles== | ||
| + | To see a catalog of known Foozles, visit [[:Category:Foozles]] | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
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Latest revision as of 03:00, 3 November 2022
Foozles are genetically engineered genderfluid alien clone sex toys that were never brought to market.
Contents
Origin
Foozles were developed as companion units by a robotics company on Orvinia. [1] The company's products had a reputation for unreliability, so they set out to design a self-repairing model. The research division shifted focus from self-repairing mechanical robots to biological ones with the ability to heal.
Initial prototype
The first Foozle was designed on an entirely custom genome to be small, friendly, appealing, able to change its gender, and able to heal. The prototype was grown in a cloning tank for several months, decanted, named Zero, and began product testing.
Self-development
Zero scavenged castoff technology from the labs he was being trained and tested in. By connecting parts from a teleporter and a replicator he was able to scan himself in, make changes to his design, then teleport himself to overwrite his genetic code with the new design. Many of the features associated with Foozles came from Zero's self-upgrades; increased sex drive, additional erogenous zones, charisma.
Replication
When Zero felt the Foozle design was idealized, six copies were created using the replicator. These six took the names of Spice, Spark, Tickle, Custard, Wiggle, and Bon-Bon.
Product termination
Management of the corporation designing the Foozles were aghast at the implications of Zero's self-replication, as this meant that the Foozles would now be recognised as a sentient race, and that the company was now essentially trafficking in slaves. Fearing a public backlash, they packed all of the relevant material into a freighter and programmed the ship's autopilot to crash into their local sun, destroying any evidence of their wrongdoing.
This included all scientific materials detailing the research that resulted in the creation of Zero, memorandums sent back and forth about the implications of the Foozles self-replicating, sleep capsules that held the existing Foozles in suspended animation, and the replication machine Zero had rigged together.
However, the ship never reached its intended destination.
Discovery and reintroduction
The ship drifted aimlessly through space for centuries, gradually decaying into a battered derelict. It eventually crossed into local space lanes where it was detected by a salvage team, who boarded the ship, then found and released the Foozles from their slumber. After being recognised as sentient beings by the Stellar Alliance, The Foozles continued to reproduce themselves, grow in number and put their technical expertise to use. Their catalog of inventions and patents allowed them to begin to generate a pool of funds, with which they purchased themselves a homeworld, the planet now known as Boink.
Physical Characteristics
Foozles resemble teddy bears with antennae and fluffy tails.
All Foozles are generated identical; they are white, and four feet tall.
Foozles dye themselves different colors for fashion, and their height does change somewhat based on environment; a Foozle that has spent a lot of time in heavy gravity will be a bit shorter, for instance.
Gender
Foozles are capable of swapping gender at will. They can express male, female, or hermaphroditic primary and secondary sexual characteristics. It is also possible for a Foozle to consciously adjust the size of her bust or genitals.
Reproduction
Foozles are not capable of breeding. Their sexual equipment is for amusement use, not reproduction. All Foozles are made in generation machines, based on the original developed by Zero. Zero's uploaded matrix is still used; every Foozle's first words on stepping out of the machine are 'Did it work?'
Erogenous Zones
A Foozle's body is a network of erogenous zones. While they possess the same ones as most other bipedal races, their tongues, the palms of the hands, the pads of their feet, their antenna, the inside of their throats, and their tails are all also capable of receiving sexual stimulation. However, stimulation of these additional zones is usually not intense enough to induce an orgasmic release.[2] Instead they lend themselves to a background stimulation that tends to keep Foozles constantly sexually aroused. This is also the reason why Foozles tend to favor deep pile shag carpet. One Foozle has also been quoted as stating that performing oral sex on a partner feels almost as good for them, as it does for the person that they are doing it to.
Special Features
In addition to their numerous erogenous zones, Foozles also possess a few special physical features with special properties:
Antennae: Apart from being an erogenous zone, Foozle antenna also work as a sort of built-in universal translator, through mental projections which decode the speech being heard into whatever language the receiver will understand. This effect works not just for the Foozle and whoever they may be talking to, but for any speech spoken within hearing range of a Foozle, with the translation occurring for anyone listening. Evil Twin, Episode 202
Respiratory Bypass: Foozles possess a respiratory bypass, which allows them to keep breathing through their nostrils, if their throat should become plugged - say, with the penis of a somewhat well-endowed lover. This gives Foozles the ability to deep-throat larger endowments than one might expect, for far longer than would believably be considered feasible. Many a bar bet has been won in this fashion, usually followed by some variety of the phrase "I can't believe it all fit!"
Lactation: Although Foozles possess no functional reproductive systems on their own, they do possess the ability to lactate. This can be triggered through either chemical or magical means. Indeed the chemical stimulants used by and provided by the Honeysuckle plant are particularly effective, as is the "milky" variety of the Wet Dream drug cocktail created from them. Foozles who are lactating will find themselves unable to shift their gender fully to "male," with "shemale" being the best they can do until lactation subsides, and the milk is extracted.
Mental Characteristics
Foozles all have a genius-level intellect, being clones of Zero. Observational data seems to indicate they can be easily distracted at times [3] and singularly obsessive over a goal at others.
Temperament
It is not known if it was designed into Foozles from the start, if Zero adjusted his personality with his experiments, or they just turned out that way, but Foozles seem to have a mildly submissive personality.[4] They appear to seek out a master, but are not afraid to tell that master off if it seems appropriate. [5]
Common Skills
Being clones of Zero, all Foozles are trained in janitorial and cleaning skills, and have practical skill in assembling teleporters, replicators, and Foozle-making machines.
Memetic Characteristics
Foozles are immune to Rule 63.[6]
Known Foozles
To see a catalog of known Foozles, visit Category:Foozles
