Alfie

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Alfie The Foozle

Alfie is the skipper of the stellar cargoship "LSS Juicy Peach" which operates in the areas of space near Boink.

Personality

Kind , lewd , energic, looking for adventures.

Unlike most Foozles, who identify as female, Alfie thinks of himself as male.

Catch phrase

‘Kiss\Suck\F@ck my peachy ass!’ May use in every situation like lewd , serious, funny and etc.

Appearance

An orange shortstack foozle with golden eyes. His chest, stomach, tail, hair, are around mouth and nose, foreskinned thick penis, hands from wrist down, and legs from knees down are yellow, with hands and legs having yellow fur around where the color changes

History

The LSS Juicy Peach.

Alfie's past is a bit of a mystery, due to him suffering the side-effects from cold sleep in a malfunctioning stasis pod.

He awoke onboard an abandoned research vessel, which had been drifting through space for years. The ship's flight logs had degraded to the point that they were unreadable, and so no record of the ship's mission, or why it had been abandoned still remained. Recent flight data indicated that the ship had encountered some sort of unknown anomaly, which had triggered the emergency systems. With the backup generators buzzing, the ship hummed sluggishly to life from a derelict state, tripping the revival sequence on the cold sleep capsule which contained Alfie.

Unfortunately, the aging electronics sparked and failed, and as a result, Alfie awoke with his memory all but erased.

He quickly started exploring his surroundings, finding that reading the writing on screens and operating the machinery came to him naturally. He spent his days toying and experimenting with the ship, slowly repairing what he could - getting accustomed to his new home. One day, as he was working on one of the many screens, a strange show appeared on it - a show from a very distant planet, from an age long gone, the signal traveling through space for hundreds of years. It was about an orange alien wearing cute open shirts, living with good people, and “liking” creatures called “cats”. The alien’s name was Alf - name which the foozle quickly grew to like, starting to call himself Alfie. Like the alien he started liking cats too, but thankfully, not as food.

As days changed into weeks, which changed into months, Alfie repaired the ship almost fully, using it to travel around and explore his surroundings, eventually becoming something akin to a space trucker/delivery boy, using his ship to deliver goods and travel to places he’d find interesting.

While on one of these trips, he found himself hired to make a delivery to Boink, bringing him into contact with other Foozles for the first time.

He now uses his repaired and re-christened ship to make deliveries in the local galactic sector, with regular stopovers on Boink.

Residence

Alfie's car.

Alfie resides primarily on his spaceship which he named “LSS Juicy Peach” which he uses for delivering goods and visiting other planets for sex.

The small ship, once an abandoned research ship of unknown origin and purpose, was changed and modified by Alfie to be a cozy home, with plenty of space for cargo left.

The hangar bay, most likely once housing an autonomous probe, now contains his anti-gravity car, which he often uses to ride around Nude Beach, often with good company.