Delosian Dueling
Delosian Dueling is a contact sport invented by the Delos based around the concept of mutual masturbation. It can be played as a game or used as an informal way of settling minor disputes, much in the same way as rock, paper, scissors is.
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Dueling
There are a number of different varieties of the sport, but they all conform to the same basic concept: competitors pleasure each other, and whoever cums first, loses.
Classical Rules
Two male Delos are seated on a cushion facing each other, and close enough that their balls are touching. Each player places their left thigh over the right thigh of their opponent. They then take hold of their opponent's erection and use their sexual skills to attempt to bring their opponent to orgasm first.
With Vibrators
While it was originally created specifically to allow females to play, it has also found popularity within both mixed-gender and all-male competitions. It is essentially the same as the Classic Rules, but each competitor has a vibrator which they may use to stimulate their opponent. These can be of the wand variety for surface use, or the bullet-tip which allows for insertions.
Scissoring
This version is always played by two females. Similar in style to the classical rules, the contestants interlock their spread legs and engage in tribadism with one another, grinding each others' vulvae together until one of the participants climax. More advanced forms of the Scissoring have the contestants share a double-ended dildo during the tribadism, similar to the Ass-to-Ass version (see below).
Sybian Style
Both competitors in this version are seated upon, and penetrated by Sybian sex saddles. The operational controls for each Sybian are in the hands of the opposite player, who will then manipulate those controls in an attempt to push their opponent into orgasm first.
Sixty-Nine
Both competitors lie on their sides in a 69 position, and perform oral sex on each other. With this style of play, it is usually considered an acceptable finishing move for the winning player to snowball the losing player with a mouthful of their own orgasmic release, assuming one or both of the participants are males. For more experienced players, it is permissible to stimulate their opponent's anus with their fingers, while amateur competitions usually disallow this as it tends to cause the duel to be over too quickly.
Ass-to-Ass
Also known as the Double Bottom Bonanza, Ass-to-Ass Dueling is usually only played in senior leagues with specially picked contestants, as the game tends to either be too lopsided or go on for too long otherwise. In contrast to the classical style of dueling, the competitors go down on their hands and knees with their bottoms aimed towards one another, with an assistant inserting a lubed-up double dildo (usually a vibrating one) into their assholes. The two contestants then start to rub and grind each others' derrieres together, seeking to drive their opponent to orgasm before themselves. This version requires that both contestants are evaluated for anal sensitivity beforehand; not everyone can easily climax through anal stimulation alone, which is the goal of the game since no stimulation of the genitals is allowed. This is also why Ass-to-Ass is usually played by same-sex competitors, as the extra sensitivity provided by the prostate tends to leave a male at too big of a disadvantage against a female opponent.
Olympic Ring / Team Play
This adapts the rules to a group, and is used as a team variant dring Olympic play. Olympic teams playing this version are made up of five players. The players sit in a circle-jerk ring, alternating between the two teams. Each team member will take hold of the erection of the opponent player seated next to them. At the commencement of play, each player will then pleasure that opponent. Players score one point for every ten strokes they receive, until they cum. Once a player has cum, they may continue to stroke the player next to them, but may not receive any more strokes themselves, nor earn any more points. The team with the highest number of points after every player has cum is the winner.
Famous Duels
The Ultimate Showdown at the Love Hotel
Talboc once challenged his twin, goody-two-shoes brother Cobalt to a duel in response to Cobalt posting naked pictures of him on the internet and thereby ruining his fearsome reputation (or whatever resembled it, at least). Since Talboc had issued the challenge, Cobalt was allowed to pick the weapon, and instead of pistols or swords, he chose his and his brother's cocks. The next day, the two of them - along with their assistants Twinkle and Pleasure - met up at the chosen neutral ground: Honey Paws' Love Hotel, in the massive Eros Chamber. Undressing, the brothers began to engage in the classic variant of the duel, while their Foozles provided them with lube. Following several minutes of hard battling, Talboc - to his great amazement - won as his brother gushed his seed all over him. After a brief moment of triumphant glee, the wannabe-supervillain then realized that he and Cobalt had never negotiated a penalty, meaning that Talboc had won nothing but the satisfaction of his honor while Cobalt had lost nothing and gained the satisfaction of his libido. Cobalt - ever the kindly hero - decided to cheer up his despondent sibling by making full use of the seventy-five bucks he had paid for renting the chamber, and engaged in a night of sweet lovemaking with Talboc and the two Foozles.
