Lovesquirt Industries
Lovesquirt Industries is the company on Boink dedicated to the production of Lewb, and Wet Dream via the cultivation of the native plants known as Honeysuckle.
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Production
While most mass-produced products in demand across the galaxy tend to spring from industrial fabrication plants, Lovesquirt's production facilities operate instead as a series of green-housed gardens near the town of Lusthaven, where Honeysuckle plants are tended to and protected by working teams of Foozles and Delos. Each greenhouse is a geodesic dome referred to as a "garden" with a numeric designator, such as "greenhouse seven."
Staff
Delos tend primarily to the business aspects of the company, while Foozles tend mostly to the plants. This is because the strenuous nature of tending to the plants is uniquely suited to the Foozle libido.
Nymphs
Each greenhouse has a work staff of twenty Foozle botanists referred to as "Nymphs." These nymphs carry out the task of harvesting the sexual secretions of the Honeysuckle plants by allowing themselves to be used as sex toys by the plants, essentially milking the plants as the plants milk them in return. Their working uniform consists of a pair of plexiglass bubble-shaped safety goggles and nothing else. Owing to their regular contact with the plants and their daily exposure to the sap, the Nymphs tend to appear primarily as large-breasted shemales, due to the fact that they are almost always constantly lactating.
The Stag
On each work shift, one Foozle is randomly chosen to work as shift supervisor. This supervisor is referred to as "The Stag" both in reference to their temporary position as leader of the herd, but also in reference to "going stag" i.e. going to a party alone. The stag will oversee the milking process from behind a large protective window looking into the garden dome, watching and making sure that all safety precautions are being observed, and keeping tabs on both the quantity and quality of the milking.
After shift ends, it is commonplace for a small hand-picked selection of nymphs to accompany the supervisor to a company lounge/playroom to sexually satisfy the supervisor's pent-up desires in an act referred to as "rutting the stag."
Public Transparency
Owing to the fact that the Honeysuckle plant will not grow anywhere except for the planet Boink, there has been no need to shield the formulas for any of the various products the company manufactures behind trade secret laws, and as such the company operates in a fully open and public manner. In fact they take it as a point of pride that the products they produce are 100% all natural, and are created via a process that is completely green.
There are daily tours of the facility, and windowed observation areas are provided, where the public are invited to sit and enjoy themselves by watching the milking process, with complimentary samples of Lewb and the standard "all-nighter" variety of Wet Dream available for public convenience.
Furthermore, the greenhouses are overseen and monitored by government scientists, to insure that all the plants in use are well-cared for as is befitting their protected status.
Processing and Packaging
The section of the process which splits the sap into the various components making up the various formulations of Lewb and Wet Dream are handled primarily through centrifuges which allow the chemical components to be separated by their atomic weight into individual storage systems. This also allows any traces of Foozle cum or milk which may have gotten mixed in during the milking process to be filtered out. These contaminants are then collected and used to feed new plant seedlings.
All of these systems are constantly monitored to maintain the purity of each individual component.
Bottling and labeling is handled electronically, with blobs of product divided up and suspended by force-fields as packaging is rezzed around them via replication systems. This allows the product to maintain total purity by remaining untouched throughout the entire packaging process.
Profits
After salaries are paid, as well as material and maintenance costs, the remainder of the money brought by the company is paid directly into the planetary government's public fund.
