FoozBall!
This page is about the arcade game. For the sport, see Foozball
FoozBall! (with the exclamation point) is the name of a stand up arcade cabinet created by Irata Games, which features a foosball style table, a backglass with a video monitor, stereo sound, and sexual game content. It's marketing materials proclaim that it was created by and for Foozles, and advising that local restrictions on public acts of indecency should be researched, before purchasing a unit for your establishment. It is loosely based on Foozball, a sexual sporting event popular on Boink.
Rules of FoozBall!
Gameplay
Upon the start of a game, the unit will ask each player if they are a Foozle or a Non-Foozle.
Players must then select their (current) gender. Male, Female, Shemale, Hermaphrodite, and Cuntboy are all selectable.
Players will then be asked to choose (from a list) up to five items of clothing which they are wearing. (if a player is wearing more than five items of clothing, it is asked that they remove the excess items to make scoring fair and accurate.)
Scoring
Unlike normal foosball which is based around a set number of goals, FoozBall! uses a points system.
Each player has seven points. When a player scores a goal against their opponent, the opponent loses a point, and if the scoring player does not already have a full points bar, they gain a point back. Gameplay will continue until one of the players runs out of points.
Penalties
For each Goal scored against a player, that player must remove an item of clothing. When a player runs out of clothing, a random penalty will instead be chosen, involving acts of foreplay which must be permitted or performed. The fewer points a player has remaining, and therefore the less clothing they are still wearing, the lewder these sexual penalties will become.
Once an item of clothing has been removed via gameplay, it remains off, and only sexual penalties will be incurred for further goal scores.
If the player who has been scored upon is a foozle, penalties may also sometimes include having to switch to a random, game unit-selected gender for the duration of play, or until a new gender-change penalty is indicated by the unit.
Winning
The first player to run out of points loses the game, and the unit will then select a random sexual position from it's database, in which the loser must sexually satisfy the winner.
This game does not dispense tickets, however it does dispense individual foil-wrapped packets of Lewb Brand sexual lubricant.
A further note in the owner's instructional manual for the cabinet states that refills for these may be purchased in bulk directly from any of the distributors listed on the back page.
