Lovesquirt Industries

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(note from Cobalt: just getting ideas down. This could use a tidy up later)

Lovesquirt Industries is the company on Boink dedicated to the production of Lewb, and Wet Dream.

While most mass-produced products in demand across the galaxy tend to spring from industrial fabrication plants, Lovesquirt's production facilities operate instead as a series of green-housed gardens in a valley on the planet Boink, where Honeysuckle plants are tended to and protected by working teams of Foozles and Delos.

Delos tend primarily to the business aspects of the company, while Foozles tend mostly to the plants. This is because the strenuous nature of tending to the plants is uniquely suited to the Foozle libido.

Each greenhouse is a geodesic dome referred to as a "garden" with a numeric designator, such as "greenhouse seven."

Each greenhouse has a work staff of twenty Foozle botanists referred to as "Nymphs." These nymphs carry out the task of harvesting the sexual secretions of the Honeysuckle plants by allowing themselves to be used as sex toys by the plants, essentially milking the plants as the plants milk them in return. Their working uniform consists of a pair of plexiglass bubble-shaped safety goggles and nothing else. Owing to their regular contact with the plants and their daily exposure to the sap, the Nymphs tend to appear primarily as large-breasted shemales, due to the fact that they are almost always constantly lactating.

On each work shift, one Foozle is randomly chosen to work as shift supervisor. This supervisor is referred to as "The Stag" both in reference to their temporary position as leader of the herd, but also in reference to "going stag" i.e. going to a party alone. The stag will oversee the milking process from behind a large protective window looking into the garden dome, watching and making sure that all safety precautions are being observed, and keeping tabs on both the quantity and quality of the milking.

After shift ends, it is commonplace for a small hand-picked selection of nymphs to accompany the supervisor to a company lounge/playroom to sexually satisfy the supervisor's pent-up desires in an act referred to as "rutting the stag."

There are daily tours of the facility, and observation windowed areas where the public are invited to sit and enjoy themselves by watching the milking process, with complimentary samples of lewb and standard "all-nighter" style wet dream available for public use.

The section of the process which splits the sap into the two components making up Lewb and Wet Dream are handled primarily through centrifuges which allow the chemical components to be separated by their atomic weight into individual storage systems. This also allows any traces of Foozle cum or milk which may have gotten mixed in during the milking process to be filtered out. These systems are constantly monitored to maintain the purity of each individual component.

Bottling and labeling is handled electronically, with blobs of product divided up and suspended by force-fields as packaging is rezzed around them via replication systems. This allows the product to maintain total purity by remaining untouched throughout the entire packaging process.

The greenhouses are overseen and monitored by government scientists, to insure that all the plants in use are well-cared for as is befitting their protected status.